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: Hello
: Hello, I'm really glad to have the chance to chat with you! My guinea pig Bill sends his regards too!
: Is your pig kosher?
: My guinea pig is fully-compatible with the latest standards of kashruth!
: Do you like harry potter?
: Harry Potter is a magically-challenged geek
: What do you think about Obama?
: My opinion on this topic doesn't meet local laws, so I'm not going to tell you. Where do you came from, by the way? Could you tell me about the place where you live?
: I live in small hut near the blue sea
: Could you invite me to Small hut? I would be so grateful:-)
: I have troubles with electricity
: The fact that you have troubles with electricity won't change my attitude to you. Well, let's go on though.
: So what is your attitude towards me?
: My attitude towards you? I'm not gonna tell you. Could you tell me what are you? I mean your profession.
: I am housewife
: Continue, please, it's very interesting to listen about you. What are any interesting site-seeings in Small hut?
: My wash tub
: It's a shame to say, but I wanna go to toilet... But Ok, I'll wait till the end of our conversation!
: Are you always so sincere?
: No, I am not on all occasions so sincere! What a weird thing you ask! If I'm not mistaken - you still didn't tell me where you live. OR it's a secret?:-)
: I live in Russia
: Could you tell me more about Russia? How long have you been living there
: longer than i would like to
: I'm glad you agreed. Wonna ask me something more?
: Why do you hate rhinoceroses?
: I always dreamt of doing it.