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Пятница, 27 Мая 2005 г. 01:20 (ссылка)
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GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
> >to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
> >is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
> >
> COLIN POWELL
> > Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
> >of the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> HANS BLIX
> > We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
> >allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
> >
> > RALPH NADER
> >The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted
> >by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
> >habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
> >wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
> >
> PAT BUCHANAN
> > To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
> >
> > RUSH LIMBAUGH
> > I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
> >getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that
> >somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens
> >with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more
> >of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars.
> > And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the
> >government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.
> >
> > MARTHA STEWART
> > No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
> >standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
> >dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
> information.
> >
> > DR SEUSS
> > Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
> >chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
>
> > ERNEST HEMINGWAY
> > To die in the rain. Alone.
> >
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
> >without having their motives called into question.
> >
> > GRANDPA
> > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
> >told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
> >
> >BARBARA WALTERS
> > Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
> >chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it
> >experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
> >life long dream of crossing the road.
> >
> > JOHN LENNON
> > Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
> >peace.
> >
> ARISTOTLE
> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> > KARL MARX
> > It was an historic inevitability.
> >
> > RONALD REAGAN
> > What chicken?
> >
> > CAPTAIN KIRK
> > To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
> >
> > SIGMUND FREUD
> > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
> >road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> > BILL GATES
> > I have just witnessed e-Chicken2003, which will not only cross roads,
> >but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
> >checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
> >
> > ALBERT EINSTEIN
> > Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
> >the chicken?
> >
> > BILL CLINTON
> > I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
> >chicken?
> >
> AL GORE
> > I invented the chicken!
> >
> > THE BIBLE
> > And G-d came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
> >CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken did cross the road, and there was much
> >rejoicing.
> >
> > COLONEL SANDERS
> > Did I miss one?
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