We checked out all the prophecies, we studied fat philosophies, We made a graph, we chanted "Ooooommmmmmm! Omni Padme Disney Iceman Acme Leary Marx Illuminatus Christus Clarke... ." We'd watch for saucers in the dark, we'd hunt lost arks, tried splitting quarks -- When all we wanted was a Mark, just a something proving something's out there. Are you listening? No chance.