Цитата сообщения Spirit_of_Sky Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.