Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE |
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Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC |
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If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC |
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Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia |
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO |
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No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC |
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| At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ |
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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ |
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Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT |
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books New York, New York. |
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If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC |
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Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ |
You're too good for him. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA. |
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No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA |
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom Dick's |
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