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I love my computer,
you make me feel alright.
every waking hour
and every lonely night.
I love my computer
for all you give to me:
predictable errors and no identity.
and it's never been quite so easy,
I've never been quite so happy.

all I need to do is click on you,
and we'll be joined
in the most soul-less way,
and we'll never
ever ruin each other's day.
cuz when I'm through I just click
and you just go away.

I love my computer,
you're always in the mood.
I get turned on
when I turn on you.
I love my computer,
you never ask for more,
you can be a princess,
or you can be my whore.
and it's never been quite so easy,
I've never been quite so happy.
the world outside is so big,
but it's safe in my domain,
because to you
I'm just a number
and a clever screen name.
all I need to do is click on you,
and we'll be together for eternity.
and no one is ever gonna take my love
from me because I've got security,
her password and a key.