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Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
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Fish in thick tomato sauce
Swims in happy comatose
Only me, pathetic wimp
Have no fucking place to swim.
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Girls have called me to the party
I decided not to come,
It"s because my clothes are ugly
And my dick is a tiny one.
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I was sleeping with my honey
Abslutely naked,
I have taken my panties off
Just to make a statement.
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Starlet"s fallen from the heavens
Right into my boyfriend"s briefs,
I don"t mind his roasted penis
If it helps us live in peace.
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Time has shifted for an hour -
What a mess on globe
Dick was hard before wakeup,
Now it"s up at work.
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Nick is crossing village slowly -
Outside it is cold and snowy.
But his dick is up and running
Just in case if something"s coming.
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Girls had a fight at country hut
Over who got hairiest cunt.
Well, more hair of the most
Had the beaver of the host.
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You were mine the other day,
Mike is screwing you today.
He"s got cock as thick as trees
On the Shishkin"s masterpiece.
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Have you seen four dicks together
Dancing on a mountain peak?
And one dick had fucked another
But with yet another dick.
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My advice to future bride:
Don"t get married, silly!
Morning comes - your boobs aside,
Snatch is rumpled illy.
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Nick is sitting at the door,
Neither dancing, singing nor,
He is sitting, deaf and dumb,
Thinking only "Whom to hump?"
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Coffee pot"s a bit unstable
Dishes fall around
Fucking on a little table
Makes a lot of sound
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Two of us - me and my buddy
Giving gifts to everybody
You get daughter, you get son
Patriotic duty"s done
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Wife is telling her old man:
"Book me U.S. fare!"
"Stupid cunt! Don"t think you can -
Trains aren"t going there!"
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I was in a horny mood
And I blew Stepan
He is smart and looking good,
Salty on the tongue
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