otkryvayu rubriku "Real'nye istorii Nikosii"... v etoy dyra tak mnogoe proisxodit, ne kasayusheesya menya... tak chto anchnem ne medlya a to ne uspeyu rasskazat' vse istorii..
istoria #1 mecapativ murackanner po kiprski..
v Nikosii 4 bomzha-poproshaynika.. i vse ix znayut.. i ix kak to, estesstvenno, zovut, no nikto ne znaet.. u nix dazhe obsheprinyatyx klichek-nickov net.. kazhdiy zovet ix po svoemu.. po moey klassifikacii ix zovut..
#1 Belosnezhka- zhenshina v vozraste, uzhe sedaya, s takoy zhe sedoy elegantnoy borodkoy, kstati (fanam Real madrid posveshaetsya) ee chasto mozhno videt' v futbolke Real Madrid pod nomerom 9 (Ronaldo otdyxaet)..
#2 sigareta- zhenshina let tak 35-40.. prosit toko sigarety, den'gi ne beret... mog by nazvat' i snegurochkoy (ona taet-esli znaete anekdot),no kak to grubo po otnosheniyu k etoy dobrodushnoy zhenshine...
#3 Ryzhiy Bob- muzhik let 30-i, tochnaya kopia Bob marley, no ryzhiy.. bespodobno igraet na gitare.. nikogda ne smotrit skol'ko brosili v shlyapu.. nikogda ne slyshal, kak poet, govoryat xorosho..
#4 piggy bank- muzhik neopredelennogo vozrasta... sobiraet den'gi v kopilke... uzhasno lyubit tancovshic kabare s russkoy vneshnestyu.. osobenno esli oni v mini yubke.. za nimi sposoben bezhat na stayerskie distancii (1km i bol'she), nesmotrya na to chto ele dvizhetsya... mozhet i polezhat' na rasskaleenom asfal'te lish' by posmotret' etix devic snizu... umniy chelovek...
i tak ocherednoy zharkiy polden'... temperatura gde to 35-36... nikto ne v silax dvigatsya.. lunch time, vse kafeshki perepolneny.. turisty anglichane zhrut, nemcy p'yut, shvedy lenivo lezhat na gazonax, pontiycy burno o chem to sportay na russko-turecko-grecheskom i myagko govorya ne ochen' kul'turno... sizhu em morozhenoe.. perekrestok, krasniy svet.. mashina rezko ostonovilas', kakaya to krutaya tachka.. toli SAAb, to li Volvo, uzhe ne pomnyu, no cena yavno vyshe 50000Euro... i vot Belosenzhka bezhit k mashine s protyanutoy rukoy.. voditel' kak by zhdet etogo, vnezapo u belosnezhki poyavlyaetsya summa v 2 raza prevyshayushaya ezhednevniy dozot, bumazhka 20lirovaya (pochti 50$).. ona smotrit , ne verit.. podxodit k kiosku (oni zdes' tak i anzyvayutsya -kioski)... pokupaet carlsberg, ee vozvrashayut 19lir.. ona yavno v shoke... sidit, p'et.. podxodit piggy s kopilkoy.. ona v polusne brosaet v kopilku 5 lir.. ulybaetsya... seychas uzhe ochered'udivlyatsya piggy.. on stoit minut 3-4.. poka na gorizonte poyavlyaetsya parocha ukrainskix tancovshic.. v mikro yubkax, gde to pod 1,80, odna s fantasticheskoy tatooirovkoy... on srazu razbivaet kopilku podnimaet toko bumazhnye den'gi.. k kopeykam priletayut golubi, on bezhit k devushkam.. i zhestamy obyasnyaet chto xochet i skol'ko u nego na eto delo deneg.. devushki osharasheny... oni blondinki i vneshniy vid muzhika x malo interesuet, strashnee vsego chto im predlagayut vsego lish' 7-8 lir... i vdrug belosnezhka uvidev na chto tratyatsya ee den;gi s nechelovecheskimi voplyami sryvaetsya s mesta.. bezhit k troice.. zabiraet den'gi u Piggy i nachinaet polustriptiz s poceluyami- pryamo private dance... nemaya scena... devushki stoyat xlopayut resnicamy, muzhik pytaetsra osvoboditsya, no yavno raznye vesovye kategorii.. zhenshina uzhe v transe... anglichane peerstayut zhrat', zhvedy , dazhe shvedy!!!! podnymayutsya s mest, nemcy prodolzhayut pit' pivo, no uzhe ne tak samozabvenno...
to be continued....
segoodnya vecherom v AGIA NAPU, tam luchshiy epsok i prazdnik morya... do ponedel'nika...