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To be able to stand and face the splendor of life. To lift willingly the wight of experience,to go on stage and dance with it freely,without any fear or shame. after all,we are all invited to this celebration!

ploxoe kachestvo, no glavnoe ne eto

Zhizn'- kak kommentarii k chemu-to drugomu, do chego my ne dobiraemsya:ono sovsem ryadom, tol'ko sdelat' pryzhok, no my ne prygaem.
Zhizn'-balet na istoricheskuyu temu, a istoria-o prozhitom fakte, a fakt prozhit nad reall'nym sobytiem.
Zhizn'-fotografia nowmana, zhizn'-svodnya smerti, blistatel'naya kloda, karty taro, znachenie kotoryx zabyto i kotorye ch'i-to uzlovatye podagricheskie ruki raskladyvayut v grustnom odinochestve.

kak xotel rasskazat' pro otpusk.. pro goryachiy pesok, sinee more, pro p'yanyx irlandcev i monastyr' Agia Napa..
no helios pust' i na 0,0000001 gradusov, no izmenil koleyu zhizni..
ponimal chto nelzya celimi dnyami smotret' eti kadry, no sidel pered TV i ne mog ...
strashno... reys larnaka-Athens-Prague... nakonec to dolgozhdanniy otpusk, lyudi kupili bilety zadolgo do etogo, seychas sezon i bilety dostat' prosto nevozmozhno... i za kakix to tam pary=u sekund vse ruxnulo... na bortu bylo mnogo znakomyx...
sem'ya plemyannika soseda... farmacevty s dochurkoy, chasto prixodili v gosti k sosedke
sem'ya Toutounjyanov...
araik byl odnim iz nemnogix mestnyx , s kotorym podruzhilsya srazu.. obshie interesy... sdal exams, cherez emsyac dolzhen byl letet' v Birmingham... Hilda, odna iz krasiveyshix zhenshin, chto ya videl, takaya zhe prekrasnaya i v dushe...
v pyatnicu poshel v armyanskuyu cerkov;, poproshatsya s nimi.. ponyal armyane umeyut tol'ko plakat' i skorbit' vmeste, v cerkovi bylo bol'she narodu chem na Rozhdestvo i Pasxu.. i tol'ko gore obedinyaet armyanskiy narod???

davno ne zaxodil... 23.07.05 svad'ba Arsena(fotki budut), 28.07.05 Tuchi-teatr yunogo zritelya yerevan(fotki budut).. bylo prodano 96 biletov (amfiteatr pomeshaet 300), na spektakle bylo eshe menshe narodu... v osnovnom armyane priexavshie syuda v poslednie 10 let... spyurk nas ne podderzhal...

2-e nich'i za odin den'.
Pyunik razocharoval... v ocherednoy raz... nich'ya ostavila komandu za bortom ligi chempionov... a xotelos' poexat' v Oslo s komandoy..
a vot rebyataaaa.. eto zdorovo!! kogda eshe uvidim takoe na tablo England-Armenia 1:1.... i esli segodnya vyigraem u francuzikov, to my v polufinale.. ne ando pridavatsya mechtam.. luchshe proveryu uefa.com blizhe k polunochi...
Poydu pozvonyu Arsenu.. u nego segodnya svad'ba..

nu chtozh segodnya budem bolet' za nashix... GO,GO ARMENIA, GO, GO Pyunik!!!!
v 9 utra 41 C.. nu etozh addddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd. ne moguuuuu, xochu v gory, k vode(xotya more v 20 minutax ezdy)... k rechke...
u menya opredelenno depressia... uzhe nedelyu slushayu radiohead, Coldplay, Bjork,Duran-Duran, Shnitke i Grieg.. takogo davno ne bylo.
i kak nazlo v kinoteatrax nichego, v teatrax nichego, v amfiteatrax nichego... do takoy stepeni , chto 28-ogo idu smotret' "Tuchi" v ispolnenii....... teatra yunogo zritelya Yerevana.. starring Armen Santrosyan...

kak to odin oochen' p'yaniy chlovek v klube skazal.. esli odinok ishi v sebe samogo sebya... i sdelay ego svoim luchshim drugom.. eto trudno, ox kak trudno..
u menya takoe oshushenie, chto mne uzhe pora... iskat' samogo sebya.. dolgo obxodilsya bez menya, no teper' uzhe eto neobxodimo. slishkom dolgo zhil dlya i radi drugix... is s drugimi. a dlya sebya vremeni ne bylo.. vse komu to nuzhen, kto to nuzhdaetsya... a ya.. kogda nibud', kto nibud' sprosil menya nuzhdayus' li ya v kom to? ne pripominayu...
na divane nezakonchennaya knizhka... pod divanom bumazhki s zapisyami .
na divane chereshnya, pod divanom kostochki.. na divane segodnyashnyaya gazeta, pod divanom vcherashnyaya, na divane moi nogi, pod divanom tapochki... na divane ya.. pod divanom moe, moi...i pyl'.....

a nachinalos' vse tak zdorovo... poexal na more, v drugoy gorod. priglasili na DR. voobshe super. poznakomilsya s Alis.. bezumnaya armyanka.. eshe kiatec, arab, emstnye greki i turki.. potom basement disco... 3 chasa chillouta.. potom silk & velvet- night club... vino na DR, cocktail v BAsement, 2 piva v klube.. vozvrashaemsya na amshine v gostinicu, 4 chasa nochi.. i pryamo na glazax devushka na motocikle vrezaetsya v Renault.. ne pomnyu kak vyskochil iz mashiny. vy kogda nibut; videli ogromnye , zelenye, steklyanye glaza? bylo pozdno... krov; kakogo to oranzhevogo cveta, vokrug vse krichat, orut, voditel' Renault drozhit.. mne atshnit, golova kruzhitsya, bylo pozdno, slishkom pozdno. to li ya byl p'yan, to li glaza byli ooochen' krasivy, to li vpervye stolknulsya so smertyu tak , na ulice mne bylo xolodno, xotya na ulice bylo 32C. ya ne slyshal adzhwe sireny skoroy pomoshi..mne vpervye stalo strashno pri okozaniya pomoshi... 20 let,motocikl, letnyaya noch' i vsae-nu chego ty stoish' zhizn'.. rvaniy ruble, grosh tebe cena... nu zachemm??? glaza ne prosili pomoshi, v nix byl tol';ko STRAX, i oni byli taaak blizki.. dazhe ne ot smerti, ot blizosti straxa mne stalo strashno...
2 xchasa prostoyal pod dushem.. ne chuvstvoval nichego... prosto stoyal...
a nachinalos' vse tak zdorovo...
kak skazala Anush... aty kak dumal, otkuda berutsya trupy?

5 let nazad v etot den' nasha gruppa poproshalas' s Yer.S.M.U.
gruppa kak gruppa, ne obrazcovaya, no i ne poslednyaya.. byli u nas i imenn. stependiaty, i otlichniki i krutye i dvoeshniki.. no chto nas ob'edinyala.. mozhet byt' belott, mozhet anatom. muzey, mozhet belye xalaty, tochno ne skazat', no vse taki... segodnya xotel pozvonit' rebyatam, pogovorit', pozdravit'.. no.. vdrug podumal kto iz nas schastlivee..
mozhet Nina? neee, ona slyshkom umna, htoby byt' schastlivoy... edinstvenaya v gruppe, s kotoroy mog govorit' na temu isskusva.. i toko ona na otvet kto takoy Remb ne otvetila geroy Stallone.. u nix doma chasto sobiralis' ya nazyval eti vstrechi salad party... ona seychas psixiatr v sovetashenskoy psix. bol'nice..
hakob?? neee. posle smerti otca i sestry...
Anna? u nee svekrov' prototip baby yagy..
Marina? vyshla zamuzh, zjivet v Danii, no v lagere dlya bezhencev...
Artak-Qyavar? posle neudachnogo braka spilsya..
Nara? azh 3 popytki neudachnyx vyiti zamuzh.. u nas nikto iz devushek ne kurila.. seychas kurit toko Nara
Erem? vse chto skazano pro Ninu, k nemu toizhe otnositsya, slishkom umen, chtob byt' schastlivoy..
Arpine? vryad li sidet' doma gde to pod Rostovom dlya nee sinonim schast'ya.. obozhala Anush.. s ney 4 raza xodili na etu operu.. v obshem ne ploxaya... no ..
Ashot-Qyabab... odna noga koroche vtoroy na 5 sm, a on sluzhit... etim vse skazano...
ya?- somnevayus'..
ostalas' toko Ira- ele okonchila blagodarya babushke, vyshla zamuzh za parnya, s kotorym druzhila 10 let, rodila 2-ix deyet, rabotaet v Aparanskoy centr. bol'nice sonografistom, xotya ordinaturu ne proxodila.. navernoe ona schastlivee nas vsex... day Bog ey schast'ya , zdorov'ya... ona u ans byla etakaya... rodiklas' i zhila v Yerevane, no tak kak roditeli byli iz Artikskogo rayona, do 6-ogo kursa govorila gardiroff,kalbast,palton....
voobshem ..
s prazdnikom

ya sam v celom ne family man.. no v takie momenty taaaaakkkkk xochetsya sobstvennyx detey.. pravda ona prelest'.. krasavica... dochurka Shanta. NARE..

ya ubedilsya vsemu prixodit konec... ozhidal chto ona uzhe ne ta, chto let 25 nazad, no chto taaaaak izmenilas'... a govoryat vremya lechit... ostalis' tol'ko raskoshnye kostyumy... razocharovan...

na proshloy nedele
#1.... u moego blizkogo druga Shanta rodilas' dochurka, krasavica.... POZDRAVLYAYU
#2 nashel scandinavic club, xotya dalekovato, no kruto.til'no.. ya zhe vlyublen v Scandinaviyu

#3 avantyurno krasiviy football sbornoy Meksiki.... v sredu ubit' nemcev!!!!

i tak prodolzhaem nashi rasskaziki pochti pod extazy...
na dnyax byl sluchay.. u nas ryadom est' kiosk (po grecheski kstati tozhe kiosk), gde targuyut konfetami, napitkami, sigaretami, no ne spirtnym... no tol'ko ne zdes'.. zdes' prodoetsya pivo carlsberg... a znaete pochemu??? pravil'no.. xozyain armyanin!!! Arut.. tak vot stoim govorim o social foreum kakogo to goda v Portugal zaxodit muzhik-pontiec.. yavno za 10-oy butylkoy piva. i govorit po russki.. prixoditsya mne samomu otvechat'.. i vot muzhik esstesssssstvenno sprashivaet. otkuda ty, chto znaesh' russki.. znayu chto esli skazhu iz Armenii, sledovat' budet vopros a gde zhivesh', potom a otca kak zovut... i tak pol chasa.. ot grexa popdal'she govoryu iz Shvecii.. on tak pochesal zatylok i cherez minutu govorit obrechenno.. chto to ne ppnmyu, eto pod Moskvoy???? ya srazu zhe(dazhe ne znayu pochemu) v otvet.. net, pod Krasnodarom.... stranno, tam dolgoe vremya rabotal.. no ne pomnyu.. govoryu noviy gorodok, 6 let nazad postroili...
daaaa, ando poexat', posmotret'....
on ushel, a Arut dolgo vernuli k chuvstvam...

Dobroe urto... tak kak segodnya rech' poydet o moix sosedey armyan v tekste budet mnogo armyanskix slov... a ne luchshe srazu na armyanskom....
tak znachit... yes indz zgum em Gyumri-Echmiadzin-Axalqalaki chsanaparhi motavorapes 93-rd kilometri vra... mer taxum, vor kochvum e Agios dometios kentonacac en hayeri himnakan uzher@... kareli e asel stategiakan nshanakutyan tax e...
ayspes uremn im senyak hazvade e urish mard mtnum, bayc nuynisk hosankin miacrac pshalarern u "SOAD"i dxrdyun@ erbenm chen kangnecnum amenahetaqrqrasernerin....
hertakan angam senyakum pakvac em, u hertakan angam mer tan@ inch vor shaaaat karevor utush-xmush e... kendani erazhshtutyun, akkordeon (nu.. ooochen' odarennye armyane zdes' sobralis'), arden angir arac patmutyunner... Ayvazovsku, S@tici,Kocharyani knoj, Papadopulosi, Karouyani masin.. haykakn basturma, grand candy-i shokoladov haykakan surch verjum anpayman... haykakan scanwordneri miasnakan lucum.. mi xoskov inchpes amen shabat or..
eys el nor grqer em stacel : Dovlatov, Kundera, Murakami, Kortasar, eli Dovlatov uu yevs mek Kundera..
nstac em, hianum em....chgitem voric sksem... u ners e mtnum Seyran@... (kam SeRyan@, ink@ shat lav e zgum, erbiren dimum en seryan)... erevi xexch@ mi 15 ripe takel er dur@.. inkn el shat krtvac txa e(nuyn ayd harei xoskerov), i tarberutyun myusneri hascrel e nuynisk texnikum avartel, nor gal Kipros.. uremn mtnum e, naym grqerin... Dovlatov...iiiyaaaaa es hay e???? @B@ :nchi chem chanche(krahecik vortexaci e??), asi che, hay chi... i to @B@ inch e.. Dovlyatya eli, hastat bakveci e... lav, ok... bakveci hay e... 880in paxel e Amerika u entex sksel e grel sovetakan hreaneri amsin... zahla chunem inch vor ban patmel kam apacucel aravel eyvs... mi qani rope porcum e kardal... hognum e.. eys ayd zhamanak pntrum em U2-i cd-n, vor chgitem ur e korel... u lsum em... vayyyy, es hayoc patmutyunic e es girk@?? or kardas , verjacnes kudas yes el kardam....
indz tvac vor kam sxal em lsum, kam eraz em tesnum... chnayac shat hargum em hayoc patmuytun@,,bayc im senyakum ayd zhanrin patkanoc girk ayd pahin chkar... yes 23 angam mecacac achkerov shur em galis u harcnum inch patmutyun???
es inch girk e, en el ruseren targmanac inch or krvi masin e.. erevi Musa leran mnam... tiya naye es karshnviy girk'!!!! do menya doshlo... na knizhke napisano Kortasar... mer es Seryann el kardacel e KortaSAR(gora Kort).... yes amotic, kataxutyunic,sarsapic, cicaxic chgitei gluxs vor mahchakali tak pahem...

U kipriotov xoroshaya tradicia ustraivat' prazdniki po ponedel'nikam... vse otmechaetsya v etot trudniy den', tak chto weekend dlitsya 3 dnya... v Agia Nape zdorovo bylo... no noch' na playzhe pod lodkoy.. i vernulsya v Nikosiyu ves' vyzhitiy... glaza krasnye, sam krasniy... v golove mozg kataetsya s odnogo ugla v drugoy....

otkryvayu rubriku "Real'nye istorii Nikosii"... v etoy dyra tak mnogoe proisxodit, ne kasayusheesya menya... tak chto anchnem ne medlya a to ne uspeyu rasskazat' vse istorii..
istoria #1 mecapativ murackanner po kiprski..
v Nikosii 4 bomzha-poproshaynika.. i vse ix znayut.. i ix kak to, estesstvenno, zovut, no nikto ne znaet.. u nix dazhe obsheprinyatyx klichek-nickov net.. kazhdiy zovet ix po svoemu.. po moey klassifikacii ix zovut..
#1 Belosnezhka- zhenshina v vozraste, uzhe sedaya, s takoy zhe sedoy elegantnoy borodkoy, kstati (fanam Real madrid posveshaetsya) ee chasto mozhno videt' v futbolke Real Madrid pod nomerom 9 (Ronaldo otdyxaet)..
#2 sigareta- zhenshina let tak 35-40.. prosit toko sigarety, den'gi ne beret... mog by nazvat' i snegurochkoy (ona taet-esli znaete anekdot),no kak to grubo po otnosheniyu k etoy dobrodushnoy zhenshine...
#3 Ryzhiy Bob- muzhik let 30-i, tochnaya kopia Bob marley, no ryzhiy.. bespodobno igraet na gitare.. nikogda ne smotrit skol'ko brosili v shlyapu.. nikogda ne slyshal, kak poet, govoryat xorosho..
#4 piggy bank- muzhik neopredelennogo vozrasta... sobiraet den'gi v kopilke... uzhasno lyubit tancovshic kabare s russkoy vneshnestyu.. osobenno esli oni v mini yubke.. za nimi sposoben bezhat na stayerskie distancii (1km i bol'she), nesmotrya na to chto ele dvizhetsya... mozhet i polezhat' na rasskaleenom asfal'te lish' by posmotret' etix devic snizu... umniy chelovek...
i tak ocherednoy zharkiy polden'... temperatura gde to 35-36... nikto ne v silax dvigatsya.. lunch time, vse kafeshki perepolneny.. turisty anglichane zhrut, nemcy p'yut, shvedy lenivo lezhat na gazonax, pontiycy burno o chem to sportay na russko-turecko-grecheskom i myagko govorya ne ochen' kul'turno... sizhu em morozhenoe.. perekrestok, krasniy svet.. mashina rezko ostonovilas', kakaya to krutaya tachka.. toli SAAb, to li Volvo, uzhe ne pomnyu, no cena yavno vyshe 50000Euro... i vot Belosenzhka bezhit k mashine s protyanutoy rukoy.. voditel' kak by zhdet etogo, vnezapo u belosnezhki poyavlyaetsya summa v 2 raza prevyshayushaya ezhednevniy dozot, bumazhka 20lirovaya (pochti 50$).. ona smotrit , ne verit.. podxodit k kiosku (oni zdes' tak i anzyvayutsya -kioski)... pokupaet carlsberg, ee vozvrashayut 19lir.. ona yavno v shoke... sidit, p'et.. podxodit piggy s kopilkoy.. ona v polusne brosaet v kopilku 5 lir.. ulybaetsya... seychas uzhe ochered'udivlyatsya piggy.. on stoit minut 3-4.. poka na gorizonte poyavlyaetsya parocha ukrainskix tancovshic.. v mikro yubkax, gde to pod 1,80, odna s fantasticheskoy tatooirovkoy... on srazu razbivaet kopilku podnimaet toko bumazhnye den'gi.. k kopeykam priletayut golubi, on bezhit k devushkam.. i zhestamy obyasnyaet chto xochet i skol'ko u nego na eto delo deneg.. devushki osharasheny... oni blondinki i vneshniy vid muzhika x malo interesuet, strashnee vsego chto im predlagayut vsego lish' 7-8 lir... i vdrug belosnezhka uvidev na chto tratyatsya ee den;gi s nechelovecheskimi voplyami sryvaetsya s mesta.. bezhit k troice.. zabiraet den'gi u Piggy i nachinaet polustriptiz s poceluyami- pryamo private dance... nemaya scena... devushki stoyat xlopayut resnicamy, muzhik pytaetsra osvoboditsya, no yavno raznye vesovye kategorii.. zhenshina uzhe v transe... anglichane peerstayut zhrat', zhvedy , dazhe shvedy!!!! podnymayutsya s mest, nemcy prodolzhayut pit' pivo, no uzhe ne tak samozabvenno...
to be continued....
segoodnya vecherom v AGIA NAPU, tam luchshiy epsok i prazdnik morya... do ponedel'nika...

vo pervyx xochu skazat' chto nizachto ne budu pol'zovatsya translitom...
a teper' v put'...
kogtagortsven hayeren, ruseren, erbenm angleren, shaaaat ahzvadep ayl lezuner... haycum em bolori neroxamtuyun@ ov kdzhvarana ....
zdes' ne naydete stroki pro moyu postel'nuyu zhizn'.. etogo mozhno uznat' zaplativ...
zdes' vy ne naydete finansovyx otchetov(ya ix prosto ne vedu)..
ne naydete eshe koe chto.. no naydete mnogoe drugoe... tak chto poexali..

pervaya zapis'.....