I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me.
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
By the time you read this, you've already read it.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times.
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'mbetter than you.
Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
The road to success is always under construction -
I'm looking forward to regretting this -
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is -
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us... -
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why -
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. -
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. -
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. -
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you. -
A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey! -

Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge -
§omewhere There'§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It's True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You -
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :-) -
Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ? -
There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train. -
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog! -
Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling! -
YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you're all the same. ! hehehe
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, -but then I ran out of stars
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back
Do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again? Or should I bite?
Would you catch me if i fall.do you even notice me...at all?
DONT wish UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
Ti's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,But I never knew looking back on the -laughs would make me cry
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened -
If u needs space join NASA baby!
Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die -
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. -
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness