В колонках играет - Grey eye glances-Why
Really funny sitcom on BBC! Patsy and Eddy are wonderful ('specially Pat)
Here are some quotes.


Patsy: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual, and remember, I've known you longer than your daughter.

Patsy: What the hell is the difference between a painting done by a person who wishes to paint like a child, and a child's painting?

Patsy: One child punishes you by leaving, the other punishes us ALL by staying.

Edina: Yeah, he'd want me to be there. He'd want you to be there.
Patsy: No, I don't think he'd want me to be there.
Edina: If you want the house...
Patsy: Yeah, he'd want me to be there!

Patsy: Who dies in their vomit these day?
Patsy and Eddy: NOBODY!

Edina: I'm not like you Saff... I can't go around smelling like an old bowl of porridge, can I sweetie?!

Patsy: At least you've got a family. Even that bitch daughter of yours must be some sort of comfort to you.

Edina: Look at Mummy, darling. Do I need surgery?
Saffy: Yes... get your mouth sewn up.

Mother: What is my email address?
Eddy: oldwoman @ risk of being strangled by own daughter.com I should imagine.

Saffy: Mum! That man just pinched me!
Patsy: Don't worry, he's very old and obviously blind.

Eddy: What do you think of this one Pats?
Saffy: Go away, he's too clever for you.
Patsy: Too short. Sex with him would be a rather localised experience.

Eddy: Books give me itchy eyes darling

Saffy: Mum never took me on holiday...
Eddy: I DID!
Saffy: Prove it! Where are the photos? Where are any photos of me?
Eddy: WE DIDN'T HAVE CAMERAS IN THOSE DAYS!

Edina: No! No drugs, give the drugs to Patsy.

Patsy: My mother never gave birth... she had something... removed!

Eddy: How do I look?
Patsy: Like a zeppelin in a condom.

Mother: I'm always writing to Claire, like the time when I thought I had that disease, you know, the one that makes you forget everything.
Eddy: Alzheimer's
Mother: You know, the one you get when you're old
Eddy: Alzheimer's
Mother: What's it called... erm...
Eddy: ALZHEIMER'S!

Edina: Forget your E's and your LSD's, there's a whole alphabet of drugs available!

Edina: I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, sweetie, but it's me! Me! Me!

Eddy: Life is a mystery, we all must stand alone. I hear him call my name and it feels like home.
Saffy: That's lovely, who wrote it?
Eddy: Madonna, darling

Patsy - I'm very important, I decide the direction, the agencies, the new, the gorgeous, the wham, the bam, the floosh, the boosh, the new noir. Just decisions, decisions, decisions. I say what goes in this show.

Patsy: Darling, you are a fabulous, wonderful individual, and remember, I've known you longer than your daughter.

Edina: Family? Family?! God I hope you haven't invited that bloody, bollocky, selfish, twofaced, chicken, bastard, pigdog man have you?'
Saffy: You could just say dad.

Patsy: I was at work today
Saffy: Well there's a shock for all of us

Patsy: My name is Patsy Stone, and I'm wearing thick pants.

Eddy: What are you drinking Patsy?
Patsy: Chanel No. 5

Edina: I don't know what went wrong with Justin. We adored each other.
Patsy: He's gay.

Eddy: Patsy used to out with Keith Moon, sweetie.
Patsy: Sort of. You know I woke up underneath him in a hotel bedroom once.
Eddy: Yeah... That was going-steady in the sixties.

Patsy: She is a virgin - in a world where men would even turn to soft fruit for pleasure!

Edina: Have you eaten something?
Patsy: Not since 1973

Eddy: Remember when we could wake up and feel fabulous?
Patsy: Yeah, and without pills.