В колонках играет - Bob Seger-Hollywood nights
1. Hello, David. I mean sir. Oh, shit, I can't believe I just did that. Oh and now I've gone and said 'shit' - twice.
2. Well, you could've said 'fuck', and then we all would have been in trouble.
1. Oh thank you sir. I had an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up my first day. Oh piss-it.

Prime Minister: I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.

Annie: This is Terrence. He's in charge.
Terrence: Morning sir.
David: Good morning. I had an uncle called Terrence once. Hated him. I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

Billy Mack: Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give them to you for free.

Karen:Being the prime minister's sister really puts your life into perspective. What did my brother do today? He fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier mache lobster head.

1) Good evening. I am here to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage.
2) You want to marry my daughter?
1) Yes.
2) [calls] There's a man here who wants to marry you!
3) [comes out] But I've never seen him before in my life!
2) So?
3) So you're just going to sell me to some man?
2) Who said sell? I'd *pay* him!
1) Excuse me - I am meaning your other daughter, Aurelia.

Where the fuck is my fucking coat?... Oh, hello Prime Minister.

DJ: Best sex you've ever had?
Billy: Britney Spears.
DJ: Really?
Billy: No, only kidding... she was rubbish.