I wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
I’m spending every morning with my head in the s***ter
Got vomit in my hair
But I’m way too sick to care
Now I’m fallin’ down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then I’m almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
It’s an intervention
It’s cool I’m fine
I can stop at any time
DAD
That’s a lie
You won’t try
Now you’ve made your mother cry
MOM
O o o o O o o o
KE¢HA
I’m outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers
MOM
Don’t leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew
DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end
KE¢HA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin’ bout their feelings
BROTHER
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
DAD
Stop showing off your butt
You’re making young girls act like sluts
And you’re starting to get a beer gut
DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
You’ll end up like Lindsay Lohan
j-j-j-just like Lindsay Lohan
KE¢HA
This is whack
I feel trapped
DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back
KE¢HA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew
MOM
Hey you
don’t have to shout
he’s just trying to help you out
O o o o O o o o
KE¢HA
Okay
It’s time you know
This is just a video
I don’t drink
Or pee in sinks
That’s just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
It’s even in my contract
O O O O O O