уже 3 часа сижу и смотрю=) эти господа стоят каждой минуты просмотра=)
не знаю показывают ли это у нас... называется Top Gear - 3 диких человека балуются с машинками=) в прямом смысле...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/index.shtml
смотреть и смеятся=)
ааа...
там внизу есть ссылочка.. что они делали с бедной машинкой.. верите - машину можно поставить на 12 этажку - взорвать ее - и машина оттуда уедет=) ее можно топить - в море.. и она все еще едет. ... короче такие всякие вещи делают..
это помимо показывания красивых машинок, гоночек, и прочего отсутствия политкорректности=)
ниже: проехать через всю аризону - 3 машины - на одной из них надпись:
Man love rules (остальные не помню... )
и не быть убитыми =) это шедевр=)))))
смеялась долго=)))
короче кому не влом переводить=)
Jeremy: Richard, uh, forgive me for bringing this up, but that looked suspiciously like a crash there.
Richard: No, no. Just parking vigorously at the end of the tape there.
Jeremy: You see, the problem is, ladies and gentlemen, uh, he's not really tall enough to see over the dashboard in most cars, large ones like the Mini, especially.
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Jeremy: "For the first time today I have no warning light on the dashboard - all is well. Apart from, you know, the rear windscreen wiper and the electric window and the electric door mirrors and the stereo, and the clock, and the air conditioning, and the speedometer and the milometer, and the piston ring that's eating the engine, and the big smoke coming out of the back. Everything's fine."
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James: I'd give... the rest of me year's salary... to see that sink [When Jeremy was on an Argocat amphibious vehicle]
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Richard: And the other thing is, every time they launch a new model, they try and outdo each other with the quantity of letters and numbers after the cars name. So! These are the two new models. This is the Subaru Impreza STi, WRX, WR, 1. And this is the Mitsubishi Lancer Evo. VIII, MR, FQ, 3, 20.
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Richard: [Voiceover whilst controlling a life-size remote control car towing a caravan about to be hit by the wrecking ball of doom] For once, I was hoping the caravan would survive.
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Richard: [After he begins to drown himself in a car] And we'll find out later if I die.
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Richard: Now, this is really quite simple, ok? Understeer works like this: [moving a model of a Ford Focus] you drive down the road, turn the wheel, but the car goes straight on, crashes into a tree and you die. OVERsteer works like this: [moving a model of a BMW series 3] you drive down the same bit of road, turn the wheel, but the back of the car comes round like this [showing how the car does a 180], and you go off the road, crash into a tree and you die. Now, oversteer is best, because you don't see the tree that kills you.
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Richard: If I was in a TVR, now, the indicators would be on the ceiling and the switches would be made of kryptonite and the doors would open inwards on a dodecahedral hinge. But no! If I pull up in a Noble, the door is just a door, that opens sort of... doorishly!
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James May: [looking through the survey results] I've just noticed, looking though these results, that ten of the thirteen bottom cars are French.
Jeremy Clarkson: That's possibly why they're burning them in Paris at the moment!
James May: I think they're just catching fire by themselves!
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[repeated line, usually spoken before an experiment that goes spectacularly wrong]
Jeremy Clarkson: How hard could it be?
