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"Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!"
, , . .
"You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing."
, , , .
"Well, this day was a total waste of make-up."
, -
"Well, aren't we a fuckin ray of sunshine?"
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"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
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"EXCUSE ME...Do I look like a people person?"
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"This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting!"
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"I started out with nothing and still have most of it left."
, , .
"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose."
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"Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?"
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"I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
. 30 .
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
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"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
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"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
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"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you haven't gone to sleep yet."
- , .
"Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
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"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
, .
"I work 55 hours a week to be this poor."
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"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
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"Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
... .
"Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done."
, . , .
"Ambivalent? Well, yes and no."
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"You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
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"Earth is full. Go home."
. .
"Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
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"I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
, , .
"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
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"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport!"
, .
"Jeez!!! Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"
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