It was my first time ever  And I'll never forget   I'd do it again   Without a single regret.   The sky was dark   The moon was high We were all alone   Just she and I.   Her hair was soft   Her eyes were blue   I knew just what   She wanted to do.   Her skin so soft   Her legs so fine   I ran my fingers   Down her spine.   I didn't know how   But I tried my best   I started by placing   My hands on her breast.   I remember my fear   My fast beating heart   But slowly she spread   Her legs apart.   And when I did it   I felt no shame   All at once   The white stuff came.   At last it's finished It's all over now   My first time ever   At milking a cow...