A Night With a Russian

A lovely Russian lady came up to me at the mall

and said "Please, I am looking for a one night stand.

" I had the shop shut up and the door locked before you could say Billybob

, and we went to a bar for a couple of aperitifs,

a nice restaurant,

a club I know where they have a good floorshow,

and then I took that lovely lady home and,

being a gentleman,

I will draw the veil of discretion over what followed.

As the sun peeped over the windowsill,

I smiled sweetly at her sleepy face and said "So how was that?"

"Was wonderful," she said,

"but I still have no place to put bedside lamp."

 

restaurant

lovemaking joke

Russian one night

stand shop

gentleman lady

club discretion

aperitifs

veil

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