ALL SONGS KONSTANTIN BELYAEV
Isp .: Konstantin Belyaev
C minor
1. Once the tram got on the rails, a
Jew got under the tram.
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
2. An anti-Semite entered the tram - A
Jew on the left and a Jew on the right.
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Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
3. They say Hemingway
Was a Jew on the profiles ...
Jews, Jews there are only Jews around ...
4. They say that
Jews appear in hockey too ...
Look at the goalkeepers -
And whatever the mask, then a Jew ...
5. And General Pyndykhuey
So he is a princely Jew ...
6. Here and Yevgeny Petrosyan -
Father of Armenians and mother of Armenians.
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
7. Writer Alexey Gorky
There was a witty Jew ...
8. Parsnips and celery,
And every vegetable is a Jew ...
9. And in the zoo the animals have an
Elephant - a Chuvash, but Leo is a Jew ...
10. And you, Moscow, do not be shy.
Confess that a Jew ...
Jews, Jews, there are only Jews around ...
11. Came to a doctor to treat a boil,
He is a Jew himself and a doctor is a Jew.
He brought his hemorrhoids to the doctor,
The doctor was the first Jew, I was the second.
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
12. For example, take dentists -
Here is a Jew and there is a Jew.
Yes, do not be such Jews,
Everyone would go without teeth.
13. The satellite rushes in orbit
From perigee to apogee.
In it hangs a bracket nailed -
The first Jew in space ...
14. And Lady Chatterley's
lover was also a Jew ...
15. I took 5 rubles from a neighbor - I
ripped off interest, like a Jew ...
16. I go to Grocery "-
A new Russian is there with a Jew.
And where are all the working people?
They, damn, are not given a salary ...
17. And if there is no water in the tap, the
Jews drank the water.
If there is water in the tap -
So, the Jew pissed there.
In a word, Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
18. Happiness somehow smiled at
me in one of the lotteries.
I won the ruble, and the Volga
won my neighbor, a Jew ...
19. And Budyonny and Nikita
Loved the incognito
Corn Matzo .
The lamtsa-dritsa suits them ...
20. Lyonya Brezhnev, thank God, He
also ran to the synagogue.
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
21. And the father of my ideas,
Karl Marx - and that Jew ...
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
22. Even our wonderful Moscow Art Theater
Has become a little bit of a parhat .. .
23. Now, if there would be no god -
would not have been a synagogue,
would not be god's mother
and has not been used much to send a
Jew, Jew, Jew Parhat.
24. Here is "Spartacus" - the team so,
One Jew and that asshole.
All "Chernomorets" of Jews -
Here is an example for the masters!
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
25. Among scientists and doctors
Every fifth is not a Jew,
Well, the rest are Jews ... There
are only Jews around.
26. From the Kuriles to the Carpathians A
Jew is a friend and a brother to a Jew:
After all, the Jewish people have a
strong Jewish breed.
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
27. They say that Boris Brunov is also a Jew
,
He is the same Jew,
Like Raikin, not a Jew ...
28. De Gaulle left the throne,
The people asked for one thing,
That instead of "ce la vie"
They said "Tel Aviv" ...
29. If only he is a Jew,
Then he is not a janitor, not a footman,
He is a helmsman everywhere, A
furry Jew with his head.
Jews, Jews, well, smart Jews ...
30. Clement Efremich, by the way,
He was hungry for horses,
But he also
chose from all horses to be a Jew ...
31. Here is Vanka the watchman at the door.
What the hell he is a Jew -
He is snub-nosed, whore ...
However, sha! A typical Jew!
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
32. They say that a
Jew was also taken out of the Mausoleum ,
But one still lies -
They say that he is also a Jew!
33. In the Tretyakov Gallery, an old Jew to the
Young says:
"Do you see three heroes?
In the center of Muromets there is a Jew, yes!
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
34 In hot Africa,
there are peoples of a simple breed,
Well, for example, here is a pygmy -
A very tiny Jew.
35. Doc Barnard from the Negro May He took
out his heart from his breasts,
I learned from it that May was
just a black Jew ...
Jews, Jews, all around, damn it, only Jews ...
36. Moishes did not fly into space,
They did not fly from the earth released.
Well, where is the guarantee that the Jew
will not run away in space ...
37. In a good tale about the animals
Aibolit and Barmaley.
In, damn it, a riddle for children -
Well, which of them two is a Jew?
38. There is no braver fighter in the world,
Than a frightened Jew ...
39. Chancre, together with gonorrhea, was
also invented by a Jew,
And the terrible AIDS virus
Also, damn it, was invented by a Jew ...
40. A meteorite fell,
And under him lies the Jew.
What kind of attack is this -
There is nowhere for a stone to fall.
41. What is this punishment -
Well, wherever you look?
Previously, a sign - circumcision,
Now - sit in the government ...
42. Cheese Roquefort, which is in the window,
All cheeses are now more fashionable.
Everybody looks askance at the store,
He fucking smells like a Jew.
43. Sly red-haired Jew
Fint thought out for people
And in the end this serpent
Naebal everyone like a Jew.
Jews, fucking, Jews - all around there are Jews ...
44. In our Duma, a delegate
And in his face he is a parhat, He
swears to everyone - not a parhat,
His dad is a lawyer!
Jews, fucking Jews, all around Jews ...
45. Nixon flew to Kiev,
He looked at Khreshchatyk -
Bogdan is sitting on a horse,
Well, the spitting image of Moshe Dayan ...
46. Spit in Odessa, if you like, you don't like,
But you will get into a Jew.
There are no decent people,
Wherever you spit - there is a Jew.
47. Says one starley -
You are a Jew and I am a Jew.
We are with you for beauty,
The rest (f) are all Jews ...
48. The Jew has an anniversary,
He has gathered his friends.
Then a gay man came to him -
Well, of course, a Jew.
49. If the stream is dry -
This is the fault of the Jew.
If it rains
, the Jews are to blame.
50. I go into the gallery -
I see a crowd of Jews.
There are no such museums in the world
Wherever there are Jews.
Jews, fucking Jews, only Jews around ...
51. Who works, sweating -
Well, of course, not Jews.
These cunning Jews Will
only show you their butts ...
52. As in the Far East in the East
Moans are heard everywhere, oohs. Who is to
blame for the trouble of people
? Well, of course, a Jew.
Jews, Jews, only Jews around ...
53. You will not find
even an old Jew in livery .
Either the director, or the deputy -
The Jews are not shitty here!
54. Who in the world is smarter than everyone,
faster and faster than everyone ?
Of course, this is a Jew.
At the head he runs everywhere.
55. A Jew treats you and me,
In every case, a luminary.
Science has no face
Without a good Jew.
56. Here Kobzon, and there Schumacher -
Ivanov no move.
Ivanovs to hairdressers,
Jews to the Great Council!
57. It is easier to give a blowjob to a lion,
To get into Vova's office, To
kiss
oneself in the ass, Than to fuck a Jew.
58. Fell down, paralyzed broken -
It turned out, my son is a Jew!
I wouldn't be crazy, friends,
Maybe a Jew and I ...
After all, Jews, Jews, there are only Jews around ...
59. Well, my friends, brother, I
don't have a fucking Russians ...
60. Conclusion - from feet to beard
All around are Jews.
Jews, fucking Jews - all around are Jews ..
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