A man and a woman got married, and he told her : "Since you are my wife you should respect my traditions and habits... and I have 3 traditions.

So, first tradition: on wednesdays I play football with my friends... no matter what.. whether it snows or it rains... I dont care.. I play football!!
- Is it clear for you? - husband asks his wife
- Yes, sure, - she answers.

So, the second tradition... On fridays I play poker with my friends, no matter what, I play poker!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, - she answers.

The third tradition... On sundays I go fishing, no matter what, I go fishing... whether it snows or it rains... I go fishing!!!
- Is it clear for you? - he asks.
- Yes, sure, she answers.
- Any objections? - he asks.
- No, I understand, - his wife answers.

- Maybe you have your own traditions? - he asks.

She thought for a while and said: "Well, I have, but only one... every night at 10 p.m. I have sex... whether I have my husband beside me, or I dont have ... I dont care.. I have sex!!!!