...If you give me some minutes and a telephone I can make a snarky response that will make me look cool

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If this will not happen, you're going to admit you were wrong?

Nah, man. Why let the perfectly good argument of 'the reviewers were clearly bought off!" go to waste?



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тема:

" __ __ __ __ __ "

ответы:

"This is madness!"
"I canceled my pre-order because of this."
"God... this is brilliant... so simple and yet so complex!!!!!"
"I cried"
"A statement that indicates more wisdom than it implies"
"I can see forever"
"Manly tears were shed."
"IT'S FULL OF STARS!"
"The end is nigh!!!!"

яплакала

This song totally makes me want to go out and get my nipples pierced.

A lesson for all us guys I suppose. The chicks dig men who kill people for money, damn I knew I should have studied that in college.


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— Oh Vera. How are you still single?



— maybe it's the thermal undies?

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oh I am a lot of fun....just not for you
oh good god did I just quote Anita Blake?

someone please point me to the closest chemical shower facility




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Had to change my shorts twice for that news.

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Is that positive or negative gibberish?



Positive.

I speak fluent fangirl.



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Dave will you have my babies?


Sorry, not hungry.


Maybe later?