JOKES ABOUT ELDERS 1...
11 of september 2001.
When the terrorists hi-jacked planes, there was a someone in each plane who summoned Elders Iliary, Pokna Mosiri and Khazili into themselves... After elimination of terrorists and some passangers just for fun. Then Elders had a bet: who the best pilot is...
» Khazili: ''I'll fly in the gap between this two high buildings!''
But he runned into one of them...
» Pokna Mosiri: ''Kid! I'll do it!''
But he runned into second building...
» ILIARY: ''Puppies! I'll land on PENTAGON!!!''
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Madrid. 11 march 2004. Train station.
Phone rings...
-Is it train station?
-Yes.
Caller hanged down.
After 5 minutes phone rings. Same voice...
-Is it train station?
-Yes.
-Fuck!
Caller hanged down.
After 5 minutes phone rings another time. Same voice too...
-Is it train station?
-Yes.
-Fuck! When will this fucking bomb explode?..
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ILIARY is tying with ropes undressed Alsou to bed, saying not to be affraid because he would do IT only once.
Alsou isn't a virgin, so she calms down...
Then ILIARY goes to another room and comes with... AXE!!!
ILIARY: ''Yes. There will be no second time, because I don't think that chopping dead body is funny...''
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Hotel. Iliary is trowing old lady from the window saying: ''Sorry, Mem, but the lift doesn't work and you have weak legs and can't go downstairs...
I'm helping YOU!''
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If Iziliry had a rifle on a wall you can be sure that he won't shoot you - he just break this gun by your head!
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Iliary is holding his fist near his victim's face, saying: ''Youself. Two times...''
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Letiliry (in ghoul's body) is selling 'toy' guns to children with credo: '' Just point this gun at me and pull the trigger- BANG! - but I'm stil ALIVE!!!''
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Pokna Mosiri: ''Oh, Jill! What a quiet fat but very beautyfull girl! And he skin is good cover for my shoes...''
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Iliary has occasionaly made a fatal wound to someone. He said: ''Don't vary-you death will be revenged!''
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Iliary (human) is peeing on Muslim temple saying: ''God! Kill me with lighting if you can!''
Lighting strikes on another Muslim temple. God missed!
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Iliary in Durden Tyler's form is saying to Cornelius: '' I'm only a piece of your diseased imagination... But very mighty piece!''
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Iliary is torturing someone:
'' Hammer and nails is for kids, torch is unfunny, screw-driver is for teen-age girls and lanzet' is... unfashionable. But I have lived 14 lives as human and 7 centures as Elder, so I have a rich imagination. So, my choose is TOOTH-BRUSH. Just imagine, what can I do with IT to you.!''
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Khasili: ''The only way to recognize your corpse is DNA analyz...''
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Interview with Iliary. Reporter: ''Everybody told that you are sadist...''' Iliary is angry like alwayes. Reporter: ''Sorry, I don't want to make you upset...''
Iliary: ''All is OK. Don't affraid me. 5 minutes ago i decided to put screwdriver into your ear ignoring your questions after 10 minutes speech. So you have 5 minutes... ASK!!!'''
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Pokna Mosiri's crime: raping by explosion.
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Mosiri is teaching soldiers how to jump with parachute. One of soldiers sais: ''I'm afraid. I never jump with parachute.''
Mosiri takes his parachute and drods this soldier from plane, saying: ''Ok. Jump without parachute!''
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Çà÷åì òàê æèâîòíîe ìy÷èòü? Äàé ïîìîãó.
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Äðóãèå â òâîè ãîäû æåíèëèñü, à òû òîëüêî ¸á¸øüñÿ.
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Åñëè ÷åëîâåê äåéñòâèòåëüíî õî÷åò æèòü, ìåäèöèíà áåññèëüíà.
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Èãîðü Áåëîâ - Ñëàâå (åé): ''Ìèëàÿ, òâîè ãîëóáûå ãëàçà áóäóò ñìîòðåòü äðóã íà äðóãà.''
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JOKES ABOUT ELDERS 2...
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Èëèàðè - îäíîìó èç ó÷åíèêîâ: ''Íå êèäàéñÿ â ìóëó êàìíÿìíè.''
Ó÷åíèê: ''Íå áóäó áîëüøå...: ''
Èëèàðè: ''Äà, ñ íåãî óæå õâàòèò...''
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On sinking ship. Passanger asks Iliary: ''I have only one question. Where is nearest ground?''
''Two miles... Down.''
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Àìåðèêîñû çàáëóäèëèñü â ëåñó. Íàøëè øàìàíà. Ñïðàøèâàþò äîðîãó. Øàìàí: ''Äîæäèòåñü îñåíè. È ïîñìîòðèòå íà íåáî. Ïòèöû ïîëåòÿò íà þã...'''
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-Èëèàðè, êàê âû ñìîãëè âûðâàòü âðàãó ïîçâîíî÷íèê ãîëûìè ðóêàìè? Ýòî æå íåâîçìîæíî!
-Ïîêàçàòü? Íà òåáe...
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Îðãàíèçàöèÿ äåòñêèõ óòðåíèêîâ. Íå çàáûâàåìî. Ñ îãîíüêîì è õëîïóøêàìè. 1 ñåíòÿáðÿ ñêèäêè. Øàìèëü è Ê.
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Òèïà øóòêà Êõ'àçèëèðè.
Òàìïàêñ Íàñòåíüêå êóïèëè,
Êóäà íàäî ðàçìåñòèëè.
Òÿíåò íèòî÷êó, ïðîñòóøêà.
Òðàõ, áà-áàõ!
À òàì õëîïóøêà.
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Êàê-òî Ïîêíà Ìîñèðè ïîïàë â òåëåôîííóþ ñëóæáó äîâåðèÿ: ''À âû âåíû ïåðåãðûçòü íå äóìàëè... íåò?! Çðÿ... ïîäóìàéòå, ìîæåò ïðèêîëüíî áóäåò...''
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Èçèëèðè ðàññìàòðèâàåò ôîòî. Çèíà: ''Êòî ýòî?''
''Äà òàê, äåâ÷îíêà ñ ïÿòîãî ýòàæà...''
''Âûãëÿäèò íå î÷åíü...''
''Åñòåéñòâåííî, ÿ æ å¸ îòòóäà ñáðîñèë...''
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Íà çâàííîì óæèíå:
-Êàê ó âàñ ïîëó÷èñÿ òàêîé âîñõèòèòåëüíûé ïå÷åíûé êðîëèê?
-Áîëîíó â ìèêðîâîëíîâêå ïîñóøèòü õîòåë... À âû åùå íàêëàäûâàéòå, ýòî äëÿ çäîðîâüÿ ïîëåçíî. Êðîìå âàñ ýòî âñ¸ ðàâíî åñòü íèêòî íå áóäåò...
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Èëèàðè (ïèøåò ''14 ñòóïåíé''):''ß óæå äâóõ ðàáîâ ïîðâàë, à ðó÷êà òàê è íå ïèøåò...''
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''Òû áóäåøü âûãëÿäåòü î÷åíü ãëóïî, êîãäà áóäåøü áèòü ìåíÿ ãîëîâîé îá ñòåíó''- è Èëèàðè åãî ïðàâäà íå çàìî÷èë...
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Ðÿäîì ñ ãîëîñóþùèì îñòàíàâëèâàåòüñÿ æåëòàÿ øåâðîëþãà. Ãîëîñóþùèé: ''Ïîäáðîñüòå, à?''
Çåê Ìèëëåð: ''Êîíå÷íî!'' è çàêèäûâàåò àâòîñòîïùèêà íà äåðåâî.
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Øàìàí ïðåäëàãàåò ïîåáåíü òðàâó: ''Âûïåé, à òî ñàì âûïüþ!''
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- Âû íå âåðèòå â Ñòàðøèõ? Äàéòå ìíå 10 ìèíóò ïîìåäèòèðîâàòü, è âû ïîâåðèòå, åñëè óñïååòå...
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Èëèàðè (åù¸ ÷åëîâåê): ''Ýòîìó âîðó ïî çàêîíó ÿ èìåþ ïðàâî îòðóáèòü ðóêó. ß è îòðóáèë. Ïî ïîÿñ...''
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ß îáíèìàë è öåëîâàë å¸. Êîãäà å¸ òåëî îáìÿêëî, ÿ ïîíÿë, ÷òî ñëåãêà ïåðåáîùèë...
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Èëèàðè ïðèâû÷íûì äâèæåíèåì çàãîíÿåò âðàãó â ãëàç îòâ¸ðòêó äî çàòûëêà: ''Âñ¸ ðàâíî ó íåãî îòñëîåíèå ñåò÷àòêè...''
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Ñíåãîâèê ïðèëåïëÿåò ìàãíèò íà ãðóäü ñîñåäó ïî ïàëàòå: ''È ïðàâäà,ó íåãî êàðäèîñòèìóëÿòîð, áûë...''
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Çåê Ìèëëåð (ïîñëå ïóëè â ëîá): ''Ýòî áûëà ëþáèìàÿ ãîëîâà Çåêà, îí â íå¸ åë...''
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ß Ìîñèðè, Âåëèêèé è Äîáðûé... êîðî÷å, âàì ïèçäåö...
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B ìåíòîâêå ðàçãëÿäûâàþò òî, ÷òî îñòàëîñü îò îëà, (Ñòàðøèé èç íåãî óøåë):
-È îíî åù¸ ìàøèíó íà äîì çàêèíóëî è ñþäà ïðèø¸ëî???
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ß ñèäåë è ïèë òðàâó, à ãðàæäàíèí Ñ. ñàì ìàøèíó ïåðåâåðíóë è â áàãàæíèêå çàïåðñÿ.
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Ôåâðàëü, àêâàïàðê. Äåíü ñâÿòîãî Âàëåíòèíà. Èñòèíàÿ ïðè÷èíà îáðóøåíèÿ - øàìàíÿùèé â ñâîáîäíîå âðåìÿ óáîðùèê íàïèëñÿ òðàâû è ïîïûòàëñÿ êîëîíó ïîïðàâèòü.
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ß òåáå çóáû âïðàâëþ, áóäåøü ÷åðåç êëèçìó ïèòàòüñÿ.
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Åñëè ó äîêòîðà âìåñòî ñòåòîñêîïà êèïÿòèëüíèê, à â ðóêå êðóøêà ñ ÷åì-òî çåëåíûì, òî ýòî íå ñîâñåì ïðàâèëüíûé äîêòîð, îí âïðàâèò äóøó è êàðìó, íà òåëî åìó ïëåâàòü.
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-Êàê óäìóðòû-øàìàíû ãîòîâÿò áóëüîí áåç ìÿñà â äûðÿâîé êàñòðþëå?
-Çàñòàâëÿþò âîòÿêà çàòûêàòü äûðêó ïàëüöåì.
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À òû, êàê ÿ ïîñìîòðþ, ìóõ æîïîé íå ëîâèøü.
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''Ãîñóäàðñòâî áîðåòñÿ çà áëàãà äëÿ òðóäÿùèõñÿ, ãîñóäàðñòâî è ïîëó÷àåò èõ.'' - Èëèàðè, ''14 ñòóïåíåé''

JOKES ABOUT ELDERS 3...
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Òàìàãó÷à øàìàíîâ (ïîäàðîê Ñòàðøèõ): çâåðü-êàìåíü - åìó âñ¸ ïî õåðó, è íèêàê íå äîõíåò, ãàä.
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Âîïðîñ: ''×òî ñàìîå ëó÷øåå âû ìîãëè áû ñäåëàòü äëÿ ÷åëîâå÷åñòâà?''
Îòâåò: ''Ïåðåãðûçòü ñåáå âåíû.''
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Âåê ðàçâèòîãî øàìàíèçìà.  öåíòðå ïîëÿ ÿìà. Âîêðóã íå¸ , î÷åðåäü èç ïðûãàþùèõ òóäà â ñòðàííûõ ïîçàõ âîòÿêîâ. Øàìàí îáúÿñíÿåò ó÷åíèêó:''Îïÿòü Ñòàðøèå â òåòðèñ ãàìàþò.''
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Âîò òåáå, áàáóøêà, è ïîëíûé äçåí.
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Èëèàðè (11 æèçíü) èçó÷àë äçåí-áóääèçì - ïîñòèãàë Äàî. Îí âìåñòî âñåõ ìåäèòàöèé êâàñëè è ñíîøàëñÿ. Ýêçàìåíû. Ãóðó ñïðàøèâàåò åãî: " ÷åì ñìûñë Äàî?"
Èëèàðè áúåò ãóðó.
Ãóðó: "Òû ñîâñåì íå äóìàë î ïîñëåäñòâèÿõ. Òû îòðåêñÿ îò âñÿêèõ óñëîâíîñòåé. Òû äîâåðèëñÿ ÷óâñòâàì, à íå ðàçóìó. È ïîýòîìó òâîé îòâåò ëèøåí âñÿêîãî ñìûñëà.
Ïîçäðàâëÿþ. Òû ïîíÿë Äàî!''
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Ïàòðèîòè÷åñêîå âîñïèòàíèå - ïðåöåññ ïîñòåïåííîãî è íåóêëîííîãî ôîðìèðîâàíèå ó äåòåé ëþáâè ê ðîäèíå. (È. Á. 14ñ.)
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Ïåõîòà - öàðèöà ïîëåé.
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Ëþäè çàáûâàþò...
À øàìàíû - íå ëþäè, îíè íàîáîðîò, ÂÑÏÎÌÈÍÀÞÒ.
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-Ìîè ïðåäêè âñå óìåðëè â áîþ îò ðàí. ß áîþñü, íî õî÷ó áîÿ íàñìåðòü.
-À âñå ìîè ïðåäêè óìåðëè âåñüìà ñïîêîéíî, íî ÷âîèõ ëîæàõ.
-È òû íå áîèøüñÿ ëîæèòüñÿ íà êðîâàòü?
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-He was useless soldier...
-No, without his help we could miss this mine field.
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A young couple are kissing. Then he takes screw-driver. She asks what he is going to do.
He: "Guess!"
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Êàêèì îáðàçîì êðàñîòà ñïàñ¸ò ìèð, åñëè îíà òðåáóåò æåðòâ?
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Ïîåáåíü òðàâà âðîäå æåíüøåíÿ, íî òîëüêî íàîáîðîò - ëþäåé èçâîäèòü.
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Ó÷åíûå ãîâîðÿò, ÷òî åñëè äâå ìóõè ëåòàþò äðóã çà äðóãîì, òî ýòî ñêîðåå âñåãî ñàìêè, êîòîðûå ïðèëåêàþò òàê ñàìöà. "Òàê ÷òî ëåñáèÿíêè áûëè ìóõàìè â ïðîøëîé æèçíè" - äîáàâëÿþò øàìàíû.
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Àâàðèÿ. Ñáèëè ñòîëá. Ìåíò ñïðàøèâàåò, êòî âåë. Òðè òîð÷êà îòâå÷àþò, ÷òî âñå ñçàäè ñèäåëè.
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-Îïà, îáãîðåëûé è èçóâå÷åííûé òðóï. Ïèøè â ïðîòîêîë.
-À, ýòî æ Èëüêà. Îí îë.
-×òî âû ñ íèì ñäåëàëè?
-Îí òàêèì ïðèøåë. Áëèí, çðÿ âû Åãî ðàçáóäèëè.
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Ñíåãîâèê è Ìèëëåð â ãîñòèíèöå.
Èç-çà ñòåíû (20 ìèíóò): "È ÷üÿ æå ýòî òàêàÿ ïîïî÷êà...." è ò.ï.
Ìèëëåð: "Êîãäà æå îíè ñ ýòîé ðàñ÷ëåí¸íêîé ðàçáåðóòñÿ? Ïîéòè, ÷òî ëè, ïîìî÷ü..."
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Îáüäåëàëàñü ëåãêèì èñïóãîì.
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Ñîäîìèÿ. Îíà: "Êàêîé ÎÍ òâåðäûé è òîëñòûé..."
Îí: "Äà, 12-é êàëèáð..."
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Âåê ðàçâèòîãî øàìàíèçìà. Ðàñïèñíîé øàìàí 5 ïðîñâåòëåíèÿ çàäâèãàåò "Çàïîð" íà ñòîÿíêó, ðàçäâèãàÿ ìàøèíû áàìïåðîì. Çàäîëáàëî. Çàêèäûâàåò ìåøàþùèé ìåðèí íà êðûøó. õîçÿèí ìåðñà æàëóåòüñÿ ìåíòó.
Ìåíò (òîæå ðàñïèñíîé):  Ïðàâèëàõ ìàøèíû íà êðûøè ñòàâèòü íå çàïðåùåíî.  äåéñòâèÿõ õîçÿèíà Ìåðñåäåñà ñîñòàâà ïðåñòóïëåíèÿ íåò. Íî îí íå øàìàí. Ïîýòîìó ÿ åãî âñ¸ ðàâíî çàïèçäþ."
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Èëèàðè ñ òîïîðîì: "È êîìó çäåñü ñäåëàòü îáðåçàíèå, ïîä êîðåíü..."
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-Õîðîøî, ÷òî ýòî ãóïè, à íå ïèðàíüè. Íî, Âîâî÷êà, âñ¸ ðàâíî íå âûëèâàé òðàâó â àêâàðèóì...
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Íà ðûíêå ñèäèò ÐØ5Ï ñ îòâåðòêîé ïîä òàáëè÷êîé: "Îáúÿâëÿëîâî: Âïðàâêà êàðìû. Äîðîãî è êðàñî÷íî, ñðî÷íåéøèì îáðàçîì. Æàëîáîâ íå áûâàëî."
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Ïîäàðèòå íåêðàñèâîé äåâóøêå ðûáîê-ãóïè. Ýòè ìåëêèå òâàðè ïîñòîÿííî åáóòñÿ (ìàëüêè êàæäûå 2 íåäåëè). Äåâóøêà óìð¸ò îò çàâèñòè.
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Ïèööà ñ òðàâîé. ×àåâûå ïðîñèòü óæå íåêîìó.
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Äåâóøêà! Êàæäûé ðàç, êîãäà òâîé ïàðåíü äðî÷åò, ó òåáÿ âñêàêèâàò ïðûùü!
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Ùà ÿ âñòàíó, è òû çàáîëååøü, âíåçàïíî è íàäîëãî...
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-×åì îë ïîõîæ íà ïàíêà?
-×òîáû âûãíàòü ëþáîãî èç íèõ èç âàííû, äîñòàòî÷íî âêëþ÷èòü âîäó...
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Òèïà òàê áîëüøå íå äåëàé, a òî âîêðóã òåáÿ óæå ìóõè ëåòàþò...
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Çà óãëîì ðàçäàþòñÿ âûñòðåëû è êòî-òî êîììåíòèðóåò: "Ïî÷å÷êà, ïå÷îíî÷êà, ëåâûé æåëóäî÷åê..."
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Äåâóøêó ïåðâûé ðàç çàâåðíóëî. ¨å ïàðåíü ïûòàåòüñÿ ïðèâåñòè å¸ ñåáÿ: -Ñêîëüêî ïàëüöåâ?
-3/2.
-Â ñìûñëå... Óïñ.. Ààà!
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ÐØ5Ï - Âîâî÷êå:
-Òåáå çíàåìî, äåâî÷åê áèòü íå ñëåäóåò...
-À ÷¸ ñ íèìè ìîæíî äåëàòü?
-Âçäðþ÷èâàòü.
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È êàæäûé âå÷åð ó òåáÿ áóäåò áîëüøàÿ ðûáà â ìàëåíüêîé æåëåçíîé áàíêå...
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Èëèàðè óêîðÿåò Èçèëèðè (ïîñëå âñåëåíèÿ): "Âîîáùå-òî ëþäè íå ëþáÿò, ÷òîáû ïîñëå îðãàçìà å¸ òðóï ïðèøëîñü ñîáèðàòü ïî ÷àñòÿì..."
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"×òîáû êîðîâà ìåíüøå åëà è äàâàëà áîëüøå ìîëîêà, å¸ íàäî ÷àùå äîèòü è ìåíüøå êîðìèòü. " - È.Á. 14ñ.
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È ïîìíè, ïàíê, äóáèíêà ìîÿ äëèííà è ðåçèíîâà.
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Åñëè õî÷åøü, ÷òîáû òåáÿ ëþáèëè, âîçíåíàâèäü ñåáÿ ñèëüíåå âñåõ, è ïî êîíòðàñòó, òåáå áóäåò êàçàòüñÿ, ÷òî òåáÿ ëþáÿò... È.Á. 14ñ.
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Øàìàí ïîêàçûâàêò àìåðèêîñó-òóðèñòó íåæèâîãî ìåäâåäÿ. Íåæèâîé ìåäâåäü åñòåéñòåííî áåðåò òóðèñòà êàê äåâ÷îíêó ( ïðèáëèçèòåëüíî äëÿ ýòîãî åãî æå è ñîçäàëè). Çâåðþãà ïîíèìàò, ÷òî îøèáñÿ, è ðâåò àìåðèêîñà. Øàìàí ãîâîðèò óìèðàþùåìó: "Íàäî áûëî ÷àùå ñòðè÷üñÿ è ðåæå áðèòüñÿ. Òàê áû îí òåáÿ õîòü çà áàáó íå ñ÷èòàë".
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Íà îëèìïèéñêèõ èãðàõ â Àôèíàõ ïåðâûì äî ôèíèøà ìàðàôîíà äîáåæàë îäíîíîãèé ïåíñèîíåð, óêðàâøèé òðàâó ó øàìàíîâ â Âîòêèíñêå. Êðîìå íåãî äî ôèíèøà äîáåæàë òîëüêî äÿäÿ Êîñòÿ, êîòîðîìó äîñòàëàñü òðàâà, âñå ìåäàëè è Êóðíèêîâà.
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Ø3Ï ñèäèò ñ äåâóøêîé íà êóõíå. Ø3Ï: "Çèíà, ó ìåíÿ ïðîáëåìû ñ äåâóøêàìè. ß íå ïîíèìàþ èõ. Ïîìîãè ìíå. Ïîæàëóéñòà, ïîñìîòðè íà ìåíÿ òàê, êàê áóäòî ÿ - òâîé ëþáèìûé ... ÷òî òû ÷óâñòîâàëà, êîãäà òâîé ëþáèìûé ïðèêàñàëñÿ ê òåáå òàê, à âîò òàê..."
Ïîöåëóé. Çèíà: "ß òîæå ïðî ñòóïåíè ÷èòàëà, è ýòî íå çåëåíûé èðèñîâûé ÷àé... ÐÀÀÀÀÀÀ!"
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-Êîëü, ìîæåò êîôå?
-Ìàø, ìîæåò ñðàçó?
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Åñëè òû âñåãäà áûë ÷åëîâåêîì, êàê òû ïîéì¸øü è, ãëàâíîå, ïðî÷óâñòâóåøü Ñòàðøèõ ïîëíîñòüþ? Ñòàíü øàìàíîì, è òû ïî÷óâñòâóåøü, êàê èäòè ê Ñòàðøèì! -È. Á.
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-ÑÊ, òåáå õîòåëîñü áû ïî÷óâñòâîâàòü, êàê ìîè ñèëüíûå è íåæíûå ðóêè ëàñêàþò òâî¸ þíîå è óïðóãîå òåëî, êàê ìîé ÿçûê ðàçäâèãàåò òâîè ãóáû â ïîöåëóå, êàê ñåðäöå òâîå áü¸òüñÿ ÷àùå è ÷àùå, äûõàíèå ñòàíîâèòüñÿ ãëóáæå, ëîíî ñòàíîâèòüñÿ âëàæûì è ãîðÿ÷èì...
-Äà, äà!
-À õóþøêè... Ñíà÷àëà òðàâû äàé.
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ÖÓÏ-öåëåóêàçóþùèé ïèçäþëü.
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Èëèàðè (V) - ïðåäâèäÿùèé.
Èçèëèðè (^) - âåäóùèé
Ëåòèëèðè (V) - ó÷àùèé óáèâàòü.
Êûäûëñèí (+) - ìîãóùèé è äåëàþùèé òî, ÷òî îí õî÷åò. Êûäûë - åäèíñòâåííûé ìîäàëüíûé ãëàãîë (äåëàòü, õîòåòü, ìî÷ü) ñòàðîóäìóðòñêîãî. Ñèí - ñàì, ñàìîìó.
Ïîê-íà Ìîñèðè (V?) (íàðå÷èå ïëåì¸í ×óäü) -òåìíîòà è òèøèíà.
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