oh wow



“I will.”















"I, William Arthur Philip Louis, take thee, Catherine Elizabeth, to my wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse: for richer, for poorer; in sickness and in health; to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God’s holy law; and thereto I give thee my troth.I, Catherine Elizabeth, take thee, William Arthur Philip Louis, to my wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse: for richer, for poorer; in sickness and in health; to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God’s holy law; and thereto I give thee my troth."






















still looking at each other the same way


There was an empty seat reserved at the wedding, for Diana.



This dedicated to the beautiful Lady Diana
I wish, probably like William and Harry, she could have attended the wedding today, I bet she would have been the proudest mother in the whole wide world to see his son with the love of his life.

1. Kate and William are having sex tonight, and the whole world knows.


2. So Kanye is invited to the Royal Wedding:
Imagine: ”Yo Kate Imma let u finish but uh Cinderella was the best princess of ALL TIME"


3. Kate didn't throw her bouquet into the crowd.
To respect her husband, she will lay her flowers on the grave of Diana, the Princess of Wales.

4.
WALK WALK FASHION BABY


5. Prince Harry and the Half-Bald Prince


6.
“YOU AND ME DOIN’ LOTS OF FUCKIN TONIGHT, KATE.”

7.
“the entire world can see your bald spot.”

“shut up dickwad.”

“Can’t all the money in grannie’s royal treasury buy you a decent weave?”

“Harry I swear to god”

“Don’t let Kate see that. She might leave you for a man with hair. Like meeeee.”

8.
The rest of the guys: “It’s the fucking Queen of England. DON’T. MOVE.”
Harry: “Hey Gran!”

9.

10. What if Lord Voldemort crashed the wedding?

AVADA KEDA—
OOPS, WRONG HARRY.

11.Kate Middleton did her own make-up for the wedding because she wanted William to see her how he always will, not how someone made her up to look like.

12 .
Young Boy: The prince! Where?
Prince Harry: I’m here, it’s me. Sorry to disappoint, but it’s only me.

13. Kate Windsor [Middleton] has said that she loves the Harry Potter Books.ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FOREVER INVALID BECAUSE THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IS A POTTERHEAD

14. The Nun who wore Reebok trainers to the Royal Wedding.PRICELESS


15.Meet Grace Van Cutsem, the Tiny Frowning Bridesmaid Who Stole the Show)


16. “When the royal family deprived Diana of her HRH (Her Royal Highness) title, following her divorce from Prince Charles in 1996, William, aged 14, is reported to have said: ‘Don’t worry, Mummy, I will give it back to you when I am king.’”

17.
Harry: I think both of us—he’s definitely got more brains than me — we’ve established that from school. But when it comes to all that I’m much better hands on—
William: I’ve got all the brains and looks as well obviously.
Harry: And the baldness.
Interviewer: Did you just have a dig at his baldness?
William: [laughs] Several digs in there.
Harry: What, sorry?! His baldness? No.
William: Pretty rich coming from a ginger so I’m quite happy to let go of this one—
Harry: Well, ah … [points his finger at the interviewer]
William: But he’s a good-looking ginger so it’s all right.

— Associated Press

18.

19. charles, william and harry getting dressed.


20.

PRINCESS MIA: Yes. Oh, yes, l, l, l, I absolutely accept.
CHARLOTTE: Prince William. He’s not eligible, because he’s in line for his own crown.
PRINCESS MIA: Oh. If he’s not eligible, why is he included in these pictures?
CHARLOTTE: I just love to look at him.
PRINCESS MIA: Mm. Me too. Mm-mm.

21. THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU’RE SEATED AT THE KIDS’ TABLE…