..."До свиданья на всю твою жизнь". И медведь на цепочке. Вот сейчас Пут ин точно пожалеет, что совершенно невинную грузинскую песенку зарезал. Там рашаводкабалалайка и Лен ин а и Стал ин а с ансамблем советской армии отнюдь не было.
Если и эту зарежет, следующая чья-нибудь песенка будет о Гулаге и мировой пролетарской революции. В них - Пут ин е с Гулагом - воплощенной.
С изображениями массовых расстрелов.




Вот ведь как эта отдельно взятая личность сумела ВСЕХ достать. Действительно уметь надо.
Позаимствовано из ru_vilochka. Текстик тоже гляньте. Впечатляет.

Shit it’s cold here.

Well, you haven’t dressed properly.
Everyone in Moscow wears a fur hat.
Moskva/Moscow means fur hat in Russian, yeah?
There we go! Haha, I’m the bloody best!

Yes, it warms a little, that’s true.
Hey, wait! I think this is it.
SCHLAGER-MAFIA

You deal with the talking.

Ok.
Bless you.
Well, well, I understand you are from Stockholm?
Yes, yes, Stockholm, yes.
Do you know Christer Björknoff?
Christer Björkman*, yeah, we know.
He’s very good friend of mine, very good man.
We work together
on this new music voting system**.
Oh - ok.
It’s nice. You like it?
Well, it’s a bit complicated…
… b-but not that complicated.
It’s-It’s ok.

We have an old saying in Russia:
Complicated is not always bad.
But lets get down to business.

Yes, erm, we-we-we would like to
a-a musical postcard from Moscow,
with the famous opera-singer Olga.

Yes… I’m sure it’s negotiable…
…but Olga is particular taste,
you say, yes?

Yes, oh, I have-I have an idea here,
I have, I have an idea written you could say.
Very good music.

Tingeling, tingeling
don’t I mean anything?

___

Tingeling…

___

What? What?

She wants the bear.
On your head, she likes it.

Oh no, no…

The bear, give him the bear…

No, no, this is enough!
No, it’s my bear!

Ah, it’s bloody right actually.
It is his bear, it’s his bear!
You can’t come,
you can’t bloody well come here
You think you’re coming here,
you-you come you bastards
with your methods; just put everything,
everything belongs to everybody.
That’s crap!
In Sweden we have understand that
for thousands of years!
You’re the fucking worst! You’re fucking worst!

____

Well, ok…

Well, it’s only a bear.
It’s just a toy.
It’s only stuffing and a bit of cloth, shit.
We’ll buy another one tax-free.
On the tax-free we buy a new one;
you can have it!
You don’t need to bloody well start crying!
Ahaha!
I’m just kidding!

___
Now we make peace
and good music

So Tingeling it is then?
Can you get cream on this?

Ah, we can wonder how that meeting
actually ended
and we will soon find out because we actually
have Pihlman with us online
directly from Moscow.
Hello Pihlman!
Are you there Pihlman?
Hell-

Yes, I heard you the first time,
you don’t need to yell.
Hello Glooben!
Good enough, how’s it going?

It’s going quite well I must say.

How’s your back?***

Well, it’s not really entirely-

I don’t know whether this will cheer you up but I’m also feeling unwell.

Really?

I have chronic pains in my nail cuticles;
burns like a… and wow it’s bloody cold here.

Now you must be curious
as to what we have cooked up?
We have a great thing going here.

Mmm, could it possible be Tingeling?

Oh! Don’t try to play smart, and “write me”!
I know a lot more than just Tingeling.
I have plenty more strings on my lyre than that
I’ll have you know-ah, it’s Tingeling.
We have prepared a thing with Tingeling.

Well, then we can change channels for a while?

Shut up you ___

Now we will rock!
Are you ready for some Tingeling-swing from mother Russia?
Are you with me Gloooben?

Yeeah!

I can’t hear you! I’ll ask again:
Are you with me Glooooben?

Yeeeeeah!

Then we’ll begin! Let’s rock!
Ahahaha!

Tingaliin
(Tingeling Russian Base-Lovers Remix)

Tingaliin, tingaliin
______________
___Lenin,
_________
Tingaliin, tingaliin
Goodbye Putin****
_______
______

(Tingaliin, tingaliin)
(Tingaliin, tingaliin)
(Hey!)
(Tingaliin, tingaliin)
(Tingaliin, tingaliin)

Tingeling, tingeling,
come on baby shake that thing.

DJ Trexx in the house, pump the bass!

Tingeling, tingeling,
let me see your booty swing.

Are you bass-looking party-animals?
Let’s do it!

Tingaliin, tingaliin
______________
___Lenin,
_________
Tingaliin, tingaliin
Goodbye Putin
_______
______

Hey, hey, hey!

Tingeling, tingeling,
come on baby shake that thing.
From the Globen to Beijing,
let me see your booty swing.

Tingaliin, tingaliin,
booty Russia ___
but on the dancefloor who is king?
DJ Trexx is tingaliin.

I have a wish.
A wish I have.
(Come on baby, pump that base
DJ Trexx is in your face!)
I have a question,
which needs an answer!

Tingaliin, tingaliin
______________
___Lenin,
_________
Tingaliin, tingaliin
Goodbye Putin
_______
______
Hey!

Dancing bear!
(Huh, huh, huh!)
Have no fear it’s the dancing bear!
(Huh, huh, huh!)
Have no fear it’s the Russian bear!

(Dancing, dancing…)

Unbreakable union of
freeborn republics*****
Great Russia has welded forever to stand!
Say tingaliin!

Tingaliin, tingaliin
______________ (Hey!)
___Lenin,
_________
Tingaliin, tingaliin
Dasvidanja Putin
_______
_______

Tingaliin, tingaliin
______________ (Come on everybody!)
_________
_________ (Globen, clap your hands!)
Tingaliin, tingaliin
_______
Do you want a ring, on your fingaling?

One more time for the motherland!

Tingaliin, tingaliin
______________ (Hey!)
___Stalin,
_________
Tingaliin, tingaliin
Dasvidanja Putin
_______
_______

Tingeling.
Hey!
21 марта 2009