OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF CHILDREN
1. In the first book of the bible, Guinnesis, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off

2. Adam and Eve were created from the apple tree. Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark, which the animals come on to in pears.


3. Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day but a ball of fire by night. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

4. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Deliah.


5. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

6. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses qent up on a Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.


7. The first commandment was when Eve told adam to eat the apple.

8. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.


9. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told hgis son to strand still and he obeyed him.

10. Solomon, one of the David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.


11. When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.

12. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.


13. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule which says to do one to the others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.

14. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.


15. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

16. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.


17. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.