• "I don't mind paying income taxes, but I don't like to know, which country it's going to" (Unknown)
• "Insurance is like a football game...Relatives sit around and wait for you to kick off" (Unknown)
• "In this world truth can wait, she's used to it" (Duglas Jerrold)
• "Be nice to people on your way up, cuz you'll meet them on your way down" Wilson Mizner)
• "The wolf and the sheep understand the word <freedom> differentely" (Abraham Lincoln)