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http://www.sex-lexis.comГугл выдал её на первой же странице по одному из моих запросов) И, как и всякая нормальная женщина, а уж тем более, работающая в переводческой сфере, я пробежалась по тезаурусу. И тут мой несчастный моск был не то что шокирован, а просто раздавлен тем, что он увидел на одной из страничек:
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