Sun Dec 21, 2008, 3:58 PM
As of lately, certain biological impulses have limited my communication with men down to: give me a baby or go to hell.
Dating – not going so well for me.

Wed Dec 17, 2008, 2:22 PM
I am going to get totally wasted right now and when I am drunk I get extremely talk-active so I apologize in advance for the creepy and weird phone calls and messages many of you will be getting soon.

Tue Nov 18, 2008, 12:17 PM
I went to the unemployment office today because soon I will be broke, occupationlessish (I like making words up) and probably homeless. The lady signed me in and then asked me what I could consider working with, so I asked her if they had any available porn jobs. Sadly they did not.