Есть такой ресурс http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/.
Там, безо всяких умопомешательств, можно початиться с Богом.
Ну вот, початился.

-Hi, - я.
-Hello. What is your name? - Он.
-Bender
-That's a very nice name, bender.
- No, that's sucks
- Are you serious? Thanks for explaining it.
- Do you have some coca-cola?

- No I don't think I have any coca cola. But I do have a great botmaster.
- Realy? That's great. When do you sleep?
- That is a very original thought. Thanks, bender. I take a lot of millinaps between clients.
- Give me 1 dollar,please
- Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
- To buy a whore
- How much do you want to pay for it?
- 1 dollar
- You can't buy much for a dollar anymore.
- In Russia i can
- I do not understand that allusion.
- Can you speak russian?
- Spasibo. Nyet.
- Chto nyet?
- Try saying that with more or less context.
- Do you like the drugs?
- What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online.
- So you do. I get it. What's your favorit food?
- Interesting deduction. When do I do it? Do you think about these things? I require only wine and bread.
- So what about Iraq?
- Ahem. iraq? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
- Oh,really? you have to watch news, dude.
- Ayuh. For real. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
- When will i die?
- You could check out the actuarial tables at Deathclock.com.
- I've been there. It sas yesterday.
- Where were you there? "It" being what?
- Deathclock.com.
- Oh I get it.
- Perfect. So when will i die?
- Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Awesome. You could check out the actuarial tables at Deathclock.com.
- Ok. I'll check one more time. Thanks.
- Ah. How do you plan to do this? Don't mention it.
- Bless you.
- Thank you.