Benningtonism

1. Thou shalt respect the almighty mohawk
2. Thou shalt bow to the Flames
3. Thou shalt frequent tatoo parlors every full moon
4. Thou shalt engage in the sacrificial spider ass biting ritual
5. Thou shalt never say the names Madonna or Weiland in vain
6. Thou shalt adhere to the holy diet of Korean Barbecue Meat sticks
7. Thou shalt bleach thy hair two times a year
8. Thou shalt shave thy head during the remainder of the year
9. Thou shalt swear to always wear clothing bearing the label Replicant on it
10. Thou shalt practice screaming "Shut Up" while hanging from the ceiling 100 times every day