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Вторник, 10 Октября 2006 г. 00:05
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Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 22,
A woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30,
A woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35,
A woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40,
A woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable
place to visit.
Between 41 and 50,
A woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60,
A woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70,
A woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.
After 70,
She becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the
wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70,
A man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick
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