Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22,
A woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30,
A woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35,
A woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,
A woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable
place to visit.

Between 41 and 50,
A woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60,
A woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70,
A woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70,

She becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the
wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70,
A man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick