этот пост для 10 и 11МБ, только они смогут ЭТО понять:) это статья (для тех, кто не читал) из нашей бакалавриатской газеты БАКЛАН. материал был найден на американском сайте бакалавриата:)
You Know You're in IB When...
•Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you and suggest that you get some sleep.
•You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
•The Sun is too loud.
•Trees begin threatening you.
•You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
•While writing a TOK paper, you begin to actually un-derstand the material.
•Things become "Very Clear".
•You begin speaking in a language that only you and your classmates can understand.
•It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
•You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
•You yell: "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you're the only person in the room.
•You can hear mimes.
•You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
•You can travel without moving.
•Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
•Social life? What's that?
•You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges ac-tually care whether you're in IB or not.
•You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.
•You talk to yourself in the 3rd person.