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Shalom, ortodox christians!
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Can I call you Innokentiy?
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Am I too naked?
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Who are you and what do I need from you?
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Who are these people?
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I do not understand why they named you like this.
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I’ve got 30 cents, can I have a room for 4 minutes?
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Can I make a fire?
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Why has my room number changed and why are there other people in there?
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I am being chased, can you hide me in your Presidential Suite?
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Is breakfast included into the lunch in your hotel?
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Take care of my horse.
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I would like to stay at your place.
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It is so cold and cramped in your minibar.
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How do I go straight ahead?
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This old lady has been dead for two stations already.
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How many kilometers to Berdichev?
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How do I get to the social security department?
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I can do it, I have landed planes in flight simulator many times.
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Where is my umbrella? I want to be a guide too.
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How do I get to the most dangerous neighborhood in your town?
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Where is Narnian embassy?
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This magnificent cathedral (temple, palace) looks like a swimming kangaroo.
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I cannot look at this any longer.
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If you untie me, I promise to run away like hell.
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My stop-word is ≪This is not Gumilev any more≫.
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I have no idea how this dead whore got into my room.
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I wish to meet a native american and feed his horse.
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And here are the Gypsies!
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I do not need this, talk me out of it.
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Do you take money as a payment?
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My honest gentleman, where is the nearest ready—made dress store?
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I would like to exchange my glasses for two monocles.
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Are you sure this chocolate comes with foil?
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I can not eat mushrooms — I’ve promised them.
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You have already spent the tip I gave you yesterday?
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Can you chew this for me?
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Do you have cola without gas?
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Gotta celly? And if I find?
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Speak softer, I cannot understand you anyway.
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Sorry, I do not speak barbarian.
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I’m not a pervert, I’m just trying to warm my hands.
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And here I am at my desk in a top secret lab.
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Where I can find a self-service dentist office?
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Does your primitive language have any words of gratitude?
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Can I divide by zero in your country?
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Do not bother me I’m building socialism.
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I have not seen a live man for 25 years.
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I love nuts-and-honey bars, my grandma and blasters.
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It is not an opium poppy, but a scarlet flower for my younger daughter.
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What am I doing in this godforsaken place, where nobody understands me?