"Oh, look at you lot. You're all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing."
(с)Sherlock
"Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring!"
(с)Sherlock
"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a highly functioning sociopath. Do your research."
(с)Sherlock (to Anderson)
"We've got a serial killer! Love those, there's always something to look forward to."
(с)Sherlock
Donovan: "Are these human eyes?"
Sherlock: "Put those back!"
Donovan: "They were in the microwave!"
Sherlock: "It's an experiment!"
Sherlock: "Shut up."
Lestrade: "I didn't say anyth-- "
Sherlock: "You were thinking. It's annoying."
"Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the entire street."
(с)Sherlock
Sherlock: "Shut up everybody, shut up! Don't move, don't speak, don't breathe, I'm trying to think. Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off."
Anderson: "What, my face is?"
Lestrade: "Everyboody, quiet. Anderson, turn your back."
Anderson: "Oh, for God's sake..."
Lestrade: "Your back! Now, please!"
John: "That...was amazing."
Sherlock: "Do you think so?"
John: "Of course it was, it was extraordinary. It was quite extraordinary."
Sherlock: "That's not what people normally say."
John: "What do people normally say?"
Sherlock: "Piss off."
John: "That's fantastic!"
Sherlock: "Do you know you do that out loud?"
John: "Sorry, I'll shut up."
Sherlock: "No, it's... fine."
John: "You have a girlfriend?"
Sherlock: "Girls not really my area."
John: "Oh...so do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine."
Sherlock: "I know it's fine."
John: "So you have a boyfriend."
Sherlock: "No."
John: "Oh, okay. So you're unattatched then. Just like me. Fine, good."
Sherlock: "... John, erm... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work, and while I'm flattered I'm not really looking for any-- "
John: "No, no, that's not what I... no! I'm just saying... it's all fine."
Sherlock: "... Good. Thank you."
"The game, Mrs Hudson, is on."
(с)Sherlock
Sherlock: "A friend?"
John: "Well, an enemy."
Sherlock: "Oh! Which one?"
John: "Where did you get this? Detective Inspector Lestrade?"
Sherlock: "I pickpocket him when he's annoying."
"We can't giggle, it's a crime scene."
(с)John
John: "This is how you get your kicks, isn't it? You risk your life to prove you're clever."
Sherlock: "Why would I do that?"
John: "Because you're an idiot."
"And since yesterday you've moved in with him and now you're solving crimes together. Might we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?"
(с)Mycroft
Sherlock: "If you were dying, if you were murdered, in the very last seconds, what would you say?"
John: "Please God, let me live."
Sherlock: "Use your imagination."
John: "I don't have to."
"Look, I'm in shock, I have a blanket."
(с)Sherlock
