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- Hello.
- Hi, sweetheart, it's Dad . Mama close?
- No, Dad, it is in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause, Daddy says,
- Honey, are you sure there is Uncle Paul?
- Yeah, he's upstairs with his mother.
Pause.
- Nuuuu, then put the phone on the table, shoots up, knock on the bedroom door and shout Mommy that Daddy's car drove up to the house.
- All right, Dad, wait a minute.
After a time the girl returned to the phone.
- I said, Dad.
- And then what happened, dear?
- Well, Mom was scared, jumped out of bed naked and started running and screaming.Then she tripped, hit her head on the dresser and now is not moving!
- My God !!! And Uncle Paul?
He, too, jumped naked from the bed, and jumped out of the window into the pool. I think he did not know that yesterday you poured out all the water. Now he is in it, too, and does not move.
*** Long pause ***
Then the Pope said:
- What is the Pool? This is 486-5731?