- Hello.

- Hi, sweetheart, it's Dad . Mama close?

- No, Dad, it is in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a brief pause, Daddy says,

- Honey, are you sure there is Uncle Paul?

- Yeah, he's upstairs with his mother.

Pause.

- Nuuuu, then put the phone on the table, shoots up, knock on the bedroom door and shout Mommy that Daddy's car drove up to the house.

- All right, Dad, wait a minute.

After a time the girl returned to the phone.

- I said, Dad.

- And then what happened, dear?

- Well, Mom was scared, jumped out of bed naked and started running and screaming.Then she tripped, hit her head on the dresser and now is not moving!

- My God !!! And Uncle Paul?

He, too, jumped naked from the bed, and jumped out of the window into the pool. I think he did not know that yesterday you poured out all the water. Now he is in it, too, and does not move.

*** Long pause ***

Then the Pope said:

- What is the Pool? This is 486-5731?