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Mirtesen.AS THE RUSSIAN EMIGRANTS IN FRANCE PACIFIED THE ARABS.

Суббота, 24 Февраля 2018 г. 11:45 + в цитатник

AS THE RUSSIAN EMIGRANTS IN FRANCE PACIFIED THE ARABS

Russians in Europe do not like. Why? Because they are simply afraid. They are afraid of something inexplicable and unpredictable. Here is the story that happened in France in the small town of Avignon. In one of the small shops are brought freshly baked bread (baguettes) - delicious, warm and fragrant. Local residents (French) take turns and wait for the goods to be put into special baskets.The waiting is delayed for 10 minutes, but no one is indignant.

photo: kyk.su

photo: kyk.su

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But suddenly, "Evil" appears. Five noisy bearded Arab emigrants come to the store and take out of the baskets all the baguettes that have just been laid out on the counter. Loud Arabs pass the queue to the checkout to pay, and the French silently escort them with a glance. There is a heavy silence. The French understand that they stood in line in vain, and they can not buy bread today, "thanks" to the Arabs. But, nevertheless, all are tolerantly silent.

photo: primorye24.ru

photo: primorye24.ru

Suddenly, in the silence of the queue, the phrase in an unknown French language sounds hoarse and threatening: "What the ... y ... ?!" From the middle of the queue, three gloomy, half-lipped types slowly come out. So there is a second "Evil", and the French somehow unknowingly lowered their eyes to the floor.

The second "Evil" slowly approaches the first "evil" and inevitably takes the Arabians all the baguettes. All! The queue cringed in all places at once. And then something happens that breaks the European French brain completely. On the way back to their place in line, the Russians give each Frenchman a loaf in one hand. And, judging by the shocked faces of people, they could not give up bread, even if they did not intend to buy it.

After each Frenchman was in the hands of a loaf, the Russians took and one baguette. The second "Evil" was won by the first "Evil". The queue is in a silent and cultural shock. In silence, only the thoughts of the French can be heard: "These are the Russians", "The Russians can take the bread by force, but also make them eat?", "If the Russians can clean up things with their own hands, so what can they do with a machine or submarine?"

Russian is uncomfortable if injustice is being committed somewhere.

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Published by Tanya * , on February 24, 2018 at 06:40
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