The Daughter Asked Her Father, Who Is A Pr @ Stitutka? |
- My God! Where did you hear that word?
- At kindergarten. Vadka said I pr @ stitutka. Because I do not give him more. And I give Valerik.
- What?!
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- Teddy bear. I do not give to play with a teddy bear.
- Ugh, god ... your Vadka - durynda. A pr @ stitutka - bad woman. That's who she is!
- The bad, why?
- Because she's selling.
- So, Aunt Olya - pr @ stitutka? She sells in the store. So - selling.
- No, Aunt Olya not selling because it sells souvenirs. A pr @ stitutka sells itself.
- How is it you?
- Very simple. Anyone who wants to can buy it. For a while.
- For what?
- To sleep.
- Sleep?
- Yes, in the same crib.
- So then, pr @ stitutka - this is our mother?
- You are crazy?!
- But she's sleeping with you for the money?
- For what kind of money ?!
- Because of your salary.
- Eh ... unless there is money ... No, she's with me - for love. I hope …
- Like Uncle Vitya?
- What? What has Uncle Vitya ?!
- From the second entrance. Well, when you were on a business trip, then we slept Uncle Victor. With my mother in the same bed ...
- Victor? The bed ?! I'll show her! A prostitute!
- It is strange what a mother etc. @ stitutka if she slept with his uncle Victor and I do not for money but for love?
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