"I'm sorry, honey, but you have 45 years ..."
One evening the wife saw a note on the table from her husband: "I'm sorry, honey, but you have to understand me ... You're already 45 years old and you are not able to satisfy the needs of all my men. So today I will spend time with his 20-year-old secretary. I will come somewhere around midnight. "
When the man came home, the same place he saw the reply message:
"Dear, I remember something that I'm 45, but you will not forget what you just as much. And you, in truth, too, a little bit not cope ... So I spend the night with his student, the same age as your secretary.And as a teacher of mathematics, I can confidently tell you only one thing: the number 20 is included in the 45 a lot more times than 45 to 20, so do not wait for me until the morning. "
