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Psychology of .Man .Humor .Stories in a good mood.

Среда, 02 Ноября 2016 г. 19:29 + в цитатник
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Stories in a good mood.

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Once upon a time, when we have a future husband was not yet common cars, houses and vacation plans, he brought me flowers. Such a simple bouquet is not the first freshness, at a gas station in a hurry bought. 
- Do you know - I told him, smoothing wrinkled roses - we, esoteric, there is a belief that the longer are donated flowers, the relationship will be stronger. 
Poor fan came every evening, sniffed and searched the bouquet that was heroic three weeks. After that, he always dragged me flowers to fill, and they all bloomed long, luxurious and a bit boastful.
Then we went on vacation, I got pregnant and, had a daughter, we bought the house, moved in, and it was opened by a terrible secret that here after ever-lasting color, he realized - that this is a sign of destiny, and nothing will get in the way, nor age, nor children, nor the different interests, nor my bad character, and everything we can do it. 
and I, in turn, admitted that every day I was withering roses fresh. Went to refuel and to buy more. 

We, esoteric, there is a belief - what you believe, then up and running.

Magic of Ordinary Days.

 

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In the office, the computer broke down. Call a specialist. He came all repaired. 
About how it happened, says the employee: 
"I came programmer, stared at the computer, threw up his hands, whispered something, turned my chair 10 times counterclockwise, kicked computer foot again He whispered something and left. Everything worked. . This magician " 
tells the programmer: 
" Cause me to understand what happened with the computer. A fellow, you see, restless, constantly spinning in a chair, so the cord and navertel on a chair leg. I am a mother, untangle the cord. Then he moved the computer away, I put the plug jumped and left. "

How does socialism.

 

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Economics professor told me once "flunked" the whole group. 
The group insisted that socialism is "working" and that no one in this case will not be poor, and no one - rich. Greater alignment! The professor said, well, put the experiment in this class on the subject of socialism. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same assessment, so no one will fail and no one will receive a "very good". 
After the first test grades were averaged and everyone got a "good". The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little - happy. But by the time the second test the students who studied little, doing even less, and those who studied hard decided that, too, want a freebie, so it takes a little bit ... The second control in average gave "satisfactory".No one was happy. 
When passed a third control, the average came out "unsatisfactory." 
The result has not improved, because quarrels, accusations, curses led to hostile relations and no one was going to study for others.

Somehow to me I went into the yard dog ...

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Somehow to me went into the courtyard an old tired dog. Judging by the collar and fattened paunch, he had a house and took care of him well. The dog quietly approached me and I patted him on the nape. He trotted behind me and went into the house. Slowly crossed the hallway, curled up in a corner of the living room and fell asleep. An hour later, he stood up and walked to the door. I released him. 
The next day he was back in my yard, "greeted" with me, I went back into the house, took the same corner in the living room and slept again for about an hour. This went on for several weeks. I was curious, and I pinned a note to his collar: "I would like to know who the owner of this remarkable cute doggie, and did you know that almost every day he comes to my house to sleep?" 
The next day, the dog came with another letter, pinned to the collar:
"He lives in a house with six children, with two of them even three years have not been fulfilled. He's just trying to get some sleep. It is possible, I'm with him tomorrow, too, will come? "

There is a chance for everyone.

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Ad reads: "For sale villa near the sea, 3 floors. With swimming pool and garden. Cost -. $ 1 " 
- Brad! - I growled homeless and threw the newspaper. Walking from house to house in search of food, he saw an ad on the wall: "For sale villa near the sea, 3 floors. With swimming pool and garden. Cost -. $ 1 " 
" typo or something? "- A homeless thought, and went grumbling on. Out on the avenue, he noticed a huge banner: "For sale villa near the sea, 3 floors. With swimming pool and garden. Cost -. $ 1 " 
to think about homeless. So it is curious what fool would write it and decided to check out. Losing him was nothing but the last dollar in your pocket. Arriving at the address, he saw the very same villa. Timidly rang. The door opened a beautiful woman. 
- Sorry, I'm on your ad. This is not a joke?

- What do you! All right.

- It's about the cost of 1 dollar? This is true?

- Yes. 1 dollar. If you are interested, you can look around the house. 
Excited by what he saw, he gave his last dollar and became the owner of a chic villas. But still I decided to find out why such a low price? At that the woman smiled and said: "My husband before his death have a will, so I sold our villa and the money transferred to the account of his mistress. I can not not fulfill his last wish ?! This ad has hung six months, and you - the only one who responded to it. All you good. " And he walked away. 
The moral: Everyone is given a chance! 
It is only necessary to believe that the impossible is possible.

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