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Life has been a long and healthy ...
 
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

The earth was covered with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach
and different vegetables: green, yellow and orange, all kinds, and Adam and Eve had a long life
and healthy.
 
But Satan made ice cream and bagels with butter.
And Satan said to Adam, "Do you want to taste the fat cheese with a bagel?"
And Adam replied, "Yes!"
And Eve added: "And I want to! Add pickles! "
And Adam and Eve got better every 3 pounds.
 
And God created living bioyoghurt to Eva was able to maintain the shape you loved Adam.

But Satan made white flour, yeast and cane sugar, and mix them up.
And Eve went from size 36 to 44 th.
 
And God said, "Eat with gusto this green salad from my Garden of Eden!"
And Satan said, "and add the sauce, blue cheese, and lay next to the garlic bread."
And Adam and Eve undid his belt after a meal.
 
And God said, "I sent you fresh vegetables for a healthy heart and extra virgin olive oil."
 
And Satan is put on the table lamb kebab, shuarmu in pita bread and chicken, fried in bread
breadcrumbs, and offered there, not hesitating.
And jumped from Adam and Eve to cholesterol heaven.
 
And God created the potatoes with a high content of potassium and other beneficial ingredients
baked without oil.
 
But Satan brushed potatoes, and cut it into thin slices and fried in deep oil
and called it "chips", and generously salted.
And Adam was still gaining weight. And Eve popped pimples.
 
And God made running shoes and gave them to their children, so they burned the extra weight.
But Satan made Adam and Eve, cable TV with remote control to
they are not strained, if they want to switch programs.
And they laughed and cried in front of Adam and Eve the flickering screen and wearing sweat pants comfortable home
with a rubber band on your stomach.
 
And God gave to Adam and Eve, lean meat, diet foods, low-fat sausage, so they did not gain
many calories.
 
But Satan created the "McDonald's" and a cheeseburger for five dollars.
And Satan said to Adam: "Do you want chips?"
"Yes! - Adam replied. - Increasing the dose! "
And Adam and Eve have a heart attack.
 
And God sighed, wiping the sweat from his brow, and created a bypass surgery of the heart vessels.
 
And Satan smiled, continuing the fight, and created Medicaid, insurance companies and the Ministry of
Finance. A moment's thought, he added to it and Obamacare. For reliability.