Starring: Kip James. BG James. And a special appearance from Chuck Palumbo.

Tagline: Prepare For An Assload of Revenge!

Plot: Who cares? It's fucking Billy Gunn. He gets imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit or something. Which obviously eliminates sodomy. Right, Chuck? Oh, ya, he eventually gets "revenge", all while hoping Fernand stays bent over long enough so he can slay him with the fame-asser. That's all you need to know. Trust me. It all works as well as his 1999 King of the Ring Title did. Let's just pretend none of it even happened. You'll thank me later.

Sean's Take: Just when you think a man couldn't make a puffy pirate shirt look any gayer, here comes Kip James with his pig-tails and women's orthopedic bicycle shorts! ( You'd think Spandex would be quite hard to come by in the early 1800's...).