* Talking:
Girl, this goes out to all you MySpace models. You know who you are. You got them picture photos talking about model but you ain’t never really modeled before. Got the word Barbie somewhere in your url but you don’t look nothing like Barbie and you got that picture on your profile talking about, “Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful.” We don’t hate you because you’re beautiful girl, we hate you for having that stupid as* sign on your profile.
Mmmmm let’s go
* Singing:
Just because you were in a fashion show at the mall
And that’s all
No no no no
Just because you airbrushed off your c-section scar
That doesn’t mean your stomach is good enough to be up on that car
Anyone can get a Model Mayhem account
That doesn’t make you a star
None of the photographers in your top 8 even know who you are
And just because you hand out Bud Light key chains at the bar you work at
That doesn’t make you a Bud Light model
That just means you work at a bar
No no no no no
Someone had to tell you
So I’m here to tell you girl
That doesn’t make you a model
Woah woah woah woah woah
Girl you need to take it slow
So I’m here to tell you girl
That doesn’t make you a model
* Rap
A belly crease cross eyed looking alien faced raw tiger faced. You never seen Adriana Lima pucker her lips to the side and make a peace sign, that’s MySpace face. You ain’t posing girl, that ain’t it girl. You’re just trying to hide your skinny as* lips girl. Just because you were on a Princess Jasmine float when you were nine, did someone punch you in the face baby you ain’t fine. Using Photoshop to add that YSL design unless that supposed to stand for, “yo somebody lied.”
* Singing
Ah ah you want it
Ah ah I got it
Ah ah ah ah then come and get it girl
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No no no no no
Someone had to tell you so
So I’m here to tell you
That doesn’t make you a model…
* Talking
Being hot will get you attention girl. But not being batsh*t out of your fu****g mind crazy will get you respect.
это было так круто!!
