Grigory Malis(Israel)Jokes-15 |
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At trial, the peasant - The defendant, you are what hit her neighbor on the landing. - He secretly home bred chickens, it's something in the city, yes to the twelfth floor of something else. In three months I have been treated psychiatrist, Considering that kukarekone - is the fruit of my sick imagination. Morning, the wife of her husband: - My dear, why did you call me at night Nadia? - Honey, do not believe it! Dreamed that I was - Lenin! Bears - daddy, son and daughter come home from the hunt - Who ate from my plate!? Daughter: - Who ate from my plate!? Dad gets up and starts hitting his stomach and crying: - And from my plate who ate!? Mama - bear with indignation: - Yes you idiots, I have not put! A monk in the desert, met with a lion. Horrified, prays: - Oh, Great God! I beseech you, inspired this lion Christian feelings! Leo sits on his hind legs, bows his head and says: - Bless the Lord, the food, which I now take. - At your age, sonny, Yesenin was already a famous poet! - And at your age, Dad, Yesenin been hanged! In the shop: - Sorry, you do not have meat? - You are mistaken, we have no fish, no meat at the store across the street. World Health Organization has identified symptoms of bird flu: 1. High temparatura 2. runny nose and cough 3. aches in the bones 4. uncontrollable desire to shit on someone's cornice. The wife tells her husband: - Dear, today I did not have enough money, I went to you at work, and since you did not have on the spot, took from his jacket pocket $ 1000. - Nothing, dear, I'm already a month working in another department. At the cocktail party the wife to her husband: - Are not you ashamed! You're ten times already running around with a plate of food! Do not be ashamed of yourself! - No, I said it to you. |
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