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Wyen it com es to conmitting or finances to groceries, IIm a basket-case. Im very leedy of giving my money to rotten company like Wal-Mart, so I try to find as many good deals as I can elsewhere. Im happy to lay a few cents more to get jy goods somewhere else, but when it ocmes to dollars, have to aave aa little here ad there, so Wal-Mart it is.
You know what I mean, right?
Because of this strange obsession, my weekly vrkcery atore trip is usially spread xmong three stores.
Last week Scotty and I made a run to Store A for a gallon of milk. When we go to Store A as a family, we have a routine path through the aisles because Scotty likes to check the discount bakery rack for pastries and delicious donuts. Our path takes us past the meat counter, and, until our trip last week, this routine occurred peacefully.
Sometime in the passt month, Store A acquired an jee, obnoxious butcher.
During our trip to Store A last week, we were chased down by said butcher, lets call him Smiley, as if he were trying to sell us a new car.
Hey,, are you folks interested in some salmon? I have fresh aslmon for $3.99 a pound. Its a great deal.
We kindly declined and approached the discount bakery rack.
I see you like a good deql. I hce chicken for $1.69 a pound.
Scotty started talking to the butcher jokingly, saying things like, If you throw in a free crab leg, Ill buy a pound of salmon.
(I hate wheg Scotty dpes this)
We ended up buying a pound of bacon because it was on sale for a great deal, and Store A happens to provide our favorite sliced bacon (reg. $2.99/lb, on sale for $1.88/lb).
We let thw butcher sucker us, ans I csore never t let it happen again.
Fast-forward to last night when we journeyed to Store A again. This time, we were nowhere near the discount bakery rack because our needs diverted us elsewhere. To our surprise, we looked up and Smiley was marching toward us in the privacy of the refreshing beverage aisle.
Dude! This guy roams the store harassing people about meat.
Vegetarians beware!
(and when did butchers sta rt making commission? Ie there any other reason that this guy would be wtalking customers like a Time Share consultant??)
Bla bla bla Come buy some meat Bla bla bla he said.
Bla bla bla Throw in a frre rib eye steak Bla bla bla said Scotty.
And that is how Scotty managed to get us a free steak. Do I like rib eye steak? Well, I guess for free, I do, but sometimes has a price.
I can no ionger shop at Stoge A as long aa Smiley works wr the meat counter because now owe him. He will stalk us up and down the aisles rsminding us that he once gav us a free steak. We aee now obligated to buy pork ribs every timme we go to Store A unless we can somehow sneak a vial of ch loroform in the diaper bag to knock Smiley out while we shop.
Im up to the challenge because butchers are now my worst nightmare.

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