(xterm) The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

T-Wolf: man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
RdAwG20: you don't live in Hope mills do you?
T-Wolf: ya, why man?
RdAwG20: lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
T-Wolf: you mother fucker!

lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker"

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Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
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Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

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Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
Indidge> umm....nothing?
Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
SpaceRain> STUPID

Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

Sonium> someone speak python here?
lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
lucky> SSSSS
Sonium> the programming language

Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

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cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
emoti_conartist> lol
cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
cassius_clay13> and runs away
cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER