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Hello Hawaii, this is Dr. Koothrappali, from Pasadena. Id like you to repostion the telescope please. SACRLETT JOHANSONS HOUSE! Rajesh Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory 4x09
Penny: you know what I've been doing for the last hour? Leonard: Hmm, dreamly doodling Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter on your notebook?
Sheldon: What was that?
Rajesh: My stomach. Indian food doesnt agree with me. Ironic isnt it?
Leonard: What are you doing? Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who. Leonard: Penny's still sleeping. Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal... Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don't you just have breakfast in bed? Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.
People always want to know if Im as smart as Sheldon, which is just absurd. I mean, bless their hearts. Its sweet that they feel compelled to ask. But sadly, no.
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Leonard: Alright well let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Sheldon: ... Screwed!
Leonard: There ya go.
Yes, its time for me to make love to your daughters vagina.
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Raj: Youre being unreasonable. Why cant I have a desk?
Sheldon: Our collaboration is a work of the mind. We dont need desks.
Raj: You have a desk.
Sheldon: Correct.
Raj: But I cant have one.
Sheldon: Youre two for two.
Leonerd: Why cant he have a desk Sheldon?
Sheldon: Oh lord! Will this day never end? As Ive repeatedly explained to Dr. Koothrappali, whos ability to comprehend the American idiom fails him when its convenient, there is absolutely no money in my budget for additional office funiture.
Raj: But theres money for a drawer full of red vines, a marshmallow shooting rifle, and a super executive ant farm with glow in the dark sand?
Sheldon: Yes.
Howard: Okay, what if he buys his own desk?
Raj: Yeah, what if I buy my own desk?
Sheldon: Thats ridiculous!
Howard: Why?
Sheldon: Because
Raj: Yes.
Sheldon: Its my office
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