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Episode 102: Thinnergy

[ Al won't have sex with Peg ]
Marcy: " Peggy, what would you say if I told you I had the answer to all of your problems?"
Peggy: " I don't know... I bought one of those and it's just not the same."


Episode 210: The Razor's Edge

Al: " They [women] need us [men] just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother."


Episode 210: The Razor's Edge

[ Marcy explains to Peggy about appealing to Steve's intellect to shave his beard, then she pauses ]
Marcy: "Do you have any batteries?"
[ Peggy nods sadly ]


Episode 306: Her Cups Runneth Over

Marcy: " What would men do if they had breasts?"
Al: " We wouldn't need women anymore."
Peg: " If you had what other men had, I wouldn't need batteries anymore."
Al: " That's what happened to my DieHard."


Episode 309: The Gypsy Cried

[ Gypsy Madam Olga sits on the Bundy couch ]
Madam Olga: " Please sit down. I feel very strong vibrations here."
Al: [to Peg] " Did you leave your toy running under the couch again?"
Peg: " No, it's in the shop. It's being turbocharged."


Episode 603: If Al Had a Hammer

Jefferson: Having sex with your pregnant wife is like putting gas into a car you've already wrecked.
Al: Well thank God mine pulls into self-service!


Episode 609: Kelly Does Hollywood, Part 1

[ Al says about the Channelmaster 2000 - the ultimate TV remote control - that it could override all battery operated appliances in the house ]
Peggy: Even Otis?
Al: Especially Otis!!


Episode 620: Hi I.Q.

[ Al has plugged in dozens of devices into a single outlet ]
Peg: " Don't you have enough things plugged in?"
Al: " The only experience you have is with things that use batteries."


Episode 718: Peggy and the Pirates

[ When Peg is in bed with Seven, she is looking through her nightstand for a book to read. While she is scrimmaging through the drawer, we hear a buzzing noise. ]
Peg, laughing: "How'd that get in there?"


Episode 722: Till Death Do Us Part

[ Peg & Al had sex previuos night ]
Al: " I'm surprised you could make it down those steps this morning."
Peg: " I was pretty tired. I hope that buzzing didn't keep you awake."
Al: " Those darn bees. I think one of them stung you 'cos I heard you scream."


Episode 805: Banking on Marcy

[ Al says that "it" doesn't work anyone ]
Peg: " Well, I guess we can just put it behind us and get on with the rest of our lives."
Al: "But Peg, what will you do?"
Peg: "Oh, I'll be alright. I'll just keep going and going and going..." [ She is referring to Energizer batteries ]


Episode 806: No Chicken, no Check

[ Peg & the kids come home from shopping ]
Bud, to Peg: " I think we got everything you want from the store. "
[ Bud starts to take things out of a bag ]
Bud: " Burbon-flavoured bon-bons... romance novels... Kenny G CD... "
Kelly: " Mmm, you and Dad are gonna have quite a time tonight, huh Mom? "
Bud: " ... batteries... "


Episode 917: Get the Dodge out of Hell

Al: " What is it with you, Peg? You can change D batteries in the dark yet you can't find a 2 ton car in broad daylight."


Episode 921: And Bingo Was Her Game-O

[ Al didn't pick Peggy up with his car ]
Peg: " True to his performance in bed, I think it's safe to say Al has let me down again. Unfortunately in this case, I can't reach into the nightstand and get myself home."


Episode 922: The Undergraduate

[ Peg tries to work the vacuum cleaner ]
Peg: " Al, I don't think this thing is working."
Al: " Ah, Peg. Unlike many of your other devices, this doesn't need batteries."


Episode 926: Radio Free Trumaine

[ After Peggy says to Al that 'when he gets beef, she gets beef', Al goes to sleep and Peggy goes upstairs ]
Bud: "Mom, we are you going?"
Peg: "Upstairs, to get some hamburger helper."


Episode 1001: A Shoe Room with a View
Peg: What is that thing?
Al: It's a remote control over-write Peg! It's on sale at The Real Man shop.
Peggy: Well while you were there, why don't you pick up a real man!
Al: Don't push it, Peg. It also controls many of your other hand-held electronic devices.


Episode 1101: The Stepford Peg

[ Peg made a drink with a tool she found in her nightstand; Bob Rooney spits out his drink, but Ike grins and takes a swig of his one ]


<Episode 1113: God Help Ye, Merry Bundymen

[ Peggy asks for a Christmas tree ]
Al: What do we need something sitting in the living room taking up electricity for? We have you for that!"



Vibration Statements

There are also some lines about other things that vibrate...


Episode 103: Sixteen Years and what Do You Get

Al about a car stereo: "I fixed the bass control, so it doesn't vibrate your tush."
Peggy: "Actually I kinda liked that."


Episode 715: Heels on Wheels

[ Kelly buys a motorcycle and Peggy takes a liking to its vibrations ]



Visible Orgasms

303 - Marcy (thinking of Elvis)
421 - Marcy (thinking of high school home economics)
514 - Peggy (thinking of Al's profit with meter maid shoes)
704 - Peggy (counting money)
711 - Peggy & Al (looking at money)
805 - Marcy (holding a speech)
912 - Marcy (looking at a picture of John F. Kennedy, Jr.)
926 - Marcy (looking at Nikolai)