Enigmag (Learning_English) все записи автора Blonde Passenger
A blonde gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.
The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class.
The blonde says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California."
The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move.
The blonde says, "I'm blond, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to California."
The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the blonde and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class.
The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?"
"I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California."
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