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Как искупать кошку
1. Тщательно почистите унитаз.
2. Поднимите крышку и добавьте шампунь.
3. Найдите и успокаивайте кошку, пока Вы несете ее в туалет.
4. Быстрым движением поместите кошку в унитаз, закройте крышкой и встаньте сверху.
5. Кошка взобьет мыльную пену.
6. Смойте воду 3-4 раза. Это обеспечит эффективное полоскание.
7. Пусть кто-нибудь откроет дверь, а Вы отбегите как можно дальше от туалета, одновременно откинув крышку унитаза.
8. Чистая кошка вылетит из туалета и просохнет на открытом воздухе.

Если у Вас есть вопросы, задавайте.
Искренне Ваша, Собака

Чтобы определить, какая стоит погода, подойдите к двери и посмотрите на собаку.
Если собака мокрая, вероятно, идет дождь.
Если с собаки течет ручьям, вероятно, дождь очень сильный.
Если собака выглядит, как будто ее причесали против шерсти, на улице,вероятно, ветрено.
Если собака припорошена снегом, вероятно, идет снег.
Разумеется, чтобы использовать этот способ, вам придется держать собаку на улице все время - особенно если вы ожидаете плохую погоду.

Порадуйте себя красивыми цитатами и афоризмами о счастье, они чудесны))

Хаммер, да? Такая большая полноприводная хреновина.
Это ж каким маленьким должен быть член,
чтобы вы зашли в автосалон и сказали:
«Так, мне нужно что-то размером со школу»

Алья_Тэ (Learn_English) все записи автора

Предоставленный сайт для тех, кто хочет развить навыки слушания, а в дальнейшем и говорения, на английском языке.

Интерфейс сайта интуитивно понятен, нужна регистрация (бесплатная). 

Лексика подкастов: повседневная жизнь, офис, выходные и т.д.

Есть словарь, с объяснением значения слов на английском языке.

В сообществе есть вкладка для желающих общаться в Скайпе.

englishpod.com/

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Вашему вниманию предоставлен подкаст "42" 46-й выпуск:

Хочешь изучить английский? Do It!

Скачать: http://file2.podfm.ru/10/107/1073/10733/mp3/podfm_42_46.mp3

В 46-ом выпуске мы говорим об изучении английского языка. У нас в гостях главный специалист по стратегическому развитию компании «СКБ-Контур» Петр Диденко, редактор журнала «Мир ПК» и бывшая участница подкаста «Радио-Т» Ольга Акукина aka Olyapka и создатель сервиса LinguaLeo Айнур Абдулнасыров.

В программе:
— Почему для современного человека так важно владеть английским языком?
— Петр Диденко: «Если вы не говорите на английском языке, то вас не существует для всего мира».
— Как изучать английский язык? Это проще, чем кажется!
— Ольга Акукина о том, как она изучает английский язык с помощью интернета и каких результатов достигла за полгода.
— Веб-сервисы для освоения английского: Englishtown, LinguaLeo, Livemocha, English Central, Wordsteps, RapidEnglish, Lingq, «Английский без дураков», раздел сайта «Русской службы BBC» Learning English. Сайты с подкастами для изучающих английский: VOA News, Listen to English и ESL Pod.
— Как ведущие подкаста «42» занимаются изучением английского языка?
— Айнур Абдулнасыров о веб-сервисе LinguaLeo и о некоторых секретах освоения английского языка.

Ссылка на первоисточник: http://lifehacker.podfm.ru/42/48/

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Читаем и переводим!

How to Find the Right Gym

Hunting for a gym can be a trying experience--however, simply selecting a gym "out of the blue" can become a major road block to your fitness program. It is really very simple: Why would you go some place that makes you uncomfortable or is not to your liking? The answer is: "You wouldn't!" In this article I will cover the basics to help you select a gym that matches your needs--which should also help you to meet your fitness goals.

things you'll need:
A simple review of gyms in the area in which you live and/or work

Instructions

1. Make a list of "absolute" qualities you want in a gym. This list should be what is really important to you. For example: cleanliness, equipment, location and cost. You may not be able to find a gym with every single absolute you want, but you will be able to narrow it down and make a more informed decision.
2. Be realistic about what is available. Remember, you most likely will not be able to match every amenity on your list; however, you should try to match the most important ones. If you simply select a gym because of price (a major mistake) and the gym's attributes do not match your needs, you will most likely waste your money by not going.
3. When exploring a gym, do not be afraid to ask direct questions of the person showing you around. The questions should flow from your list. Take notes if you want, and never assume anything. One of the most important areas to look at is the locker room. Do not make the mistake of just poking your head and thinking that it "looks just fine." Examine the locker room qualities that are important to you such as privacy issues, cleanliness and showers.
4. Always look at the equipment (e.g. free weights, machines, cardio) of a prospective gym. A gym's equipment should fairly match your fitness plan. Also, look at the quality and condition of the equipment. Do not be shy about asking the gym manager to try reps on a machine to check for machine quality and level of maintenance.
5. Cost is clearly important and it needs to be within your budget; however, there are a few questions that you should always ask when inquiring about the cost. These include:
   • Can I put my membership "on hold" for a length of time if you necessary due to illness, family[1] issues or any other reason? If yes, is there a time limit, added cost involved or other policy that I should know about?
   • Is the gym going to be running a "special" soon? It is very frustrating to pay full price for a gym membership, only to find that two weeks after joining you could have saved money.
   • Does the gym give discounts to certain people or organizations? This may include being a senior, family discounts, AARP and even AAA.
   While cost is always important; remember, it should not be the only factor for selecting a gym. You are wasting your money if you select a gym solely on price only to find out that the gym does not meet your needs. Staying home will not help you get into shape.
6. Inquire about the staff. How many of their staff members are certified trainers? This is important not only in helping you work out correctly, but for your safety at the gym. A good portion of gym personnel should be trainers who are also certified in CPR/first aid, should you need help.

Tips & Warnings

• Talk to other gym members or people you know who go to the gyms you are thinking about. Getting an active member's opinion is a wise idea.
• Location is critical. The gym should be conveniently located to your needs. A gym that is out of the way of your home or workplace is going to add a burden to your fitness plan.
• Look at the contract/offers and see what is the best deal for you.

Источник http://www.ehow.com/how_4860422_right-gym.html

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Читаем и переводим (текст легкий):

How to Become an Actor or Actress

To be a successful actor you really have to have a passion for the craft and the patience to wait for the big break. Although being an actor is extremely rewarding, finding work can be a challenge. The profession requires great commitment and fortitude.

Instructions

1. Decide whether you want to be a professional actor (addressed here) or an amateur. If you want to be a professional, read on.
2. Move to a major city. Eventually, New York or Los Angeles will be your destination, but as you build your resumé of experience you can work in other major metropolitan areas that have good theater or film communities.
3. Enroll in acting class. Good actors study their entire lives. To choose a good class, ask trusted, successful professionals for references.
4. Get a headshot (see "How to Get a Headshot," below).
5. Compose a resumé of all the work you have done so far. As your body of work grows, drop the less professional work (such as school plays) from your resumé.
6. Send your headshot and resumé with a brief cover letter to all the casting directors and agents in your area. Follow up with postcards every four to six months, updating them on your current acting projects.
7. Read the trade papers regularly: "Backstage," "Dramalogue," "The Ross Reports" and "Variety," as well as online publications such as newenglandfilm.com, as appropriate. Know what is being cast where, and send headshots and notes directly to directors and producers whenever possible, requesting auditions.
8. Always accept invitations to industry events and parties, and meet industry professionals whenever possible. Who you know is extremely important.
9. Persevere.

things you'll need:
Acting Classes
Resumé software
Resumé paper

Текст взят: http://www.ehow.com/how_622_become-actor-actress.html

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Слушаем и учим выражения для похода по магазинам в англоязычной стране.
 

Скачать аудио:  downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/worldservice/english/english_20110325-1630a.mp3

Изучаемые слова/выражения/фразы:

Department store (универмаг)

Can you tell me where I can find the clothes department? (Подскажите, где я могу найти отдел одежды)

Food department (продуктовый отдел)

Furniture (мебель)

You need to go to the second floor (Вам нужно подняться на второй этаж)

Take the lift over there (Воспользуйтесь лифтом вот там)

Turn left (Поверните налево)

How much are the jackets? (Сколько стоят эти пиджаки?)

They're on special offer (Они продаются по сниженной цене)

Changing room / Fitting room (примерочная)

The cashdesk is in front of the lifts (Касса расположена напротив лифтов)

There's your change and your receipt (Здесь ваша сдача и чек)

Can I bring it back? (Это вещь подлежит возврату?)

You can bring it back within a month (Вы можете вернуть вещь в магазин в течение месяца)

Is there a toilet here please? (Здесь есть туалет?)

и т.д.
 

Первоисточник ВВС-радио:  www.bbc.co.uk/russian/multimedia/2011/03/000000_podcast_english_gel.shtml

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Итак, слушаем и переводим! Запоминаем выражения, и обязательно проговариваем их вслух.

Скачать аудио текста можно здесь: http-ws.bbc.co.uk.edgesuite.net/mp3/learningenglish/2011/01/bbc_tews_8_loved_up_110124_tews_8_loved_up_audio_au_bb.mp3

Are you loved up? Finn and Yang Li explain this phrase in The English We Speak.

Loved Up

The script from this programme:

Finn: Welcome to The English We Speak. I'm Finn.

Li: (Very happy) And I'm Yang Li…

Finn: How are you today, Li?

Li:(Dreamy, romantic voice) Oh fantastic. Just great. Amazing…

Finn: Really? Great… ok. Are you ready to start the programme?

Li: (Dreamy, romantic voice) Any time… Isn't life wonderful?

Finn: Are you sure you're alright?

Li: Perfect. He's lovely, isn't he? He's perfect!

Finn: Oh, I see! You're talking about your new boyfriend. You're so loved up right now, Li!

Li: But he has the most beautiful eyes and smile. And when he dances…

Finn: Li! (To audience) Well, I think Li is completely loved up - which is our phrase for the day. When you're loved up, it means you are really happy because you're in love.

Li: He dances like a dream, especially salsa…

Finn: You know, I think I'm going to have to present the rest of this programme on my own. As you can see, when you're loved up, sometimes you don't pay a lot of attention to things around you.
She's so loved up at the moment. She even forgets to eat lunch.

Finn: It can also be used to describe a couple who are very much in love, and who openly show their affection in public.
They're always together; holding hands, laughing. They seem so happy. They're really loved up!

Finn: Li, Li… Li, how long have you been in love? Hello?!

Li: Ooh, I'm going salsa dancing tonight with him, and I can't wait. Oh, he's so gorgeous. Don't you think, Finn?

Finn: Yes, sure, he's so gorgeous. Anyway, I'm getting a bit lonely here. Maybe I should take up salsa dancing too? Ok, bye for now everyone! Li, time to say goodbye.

Li: Oh yeah, goodbye, bye, bye!

Ссылка на подкаст ВВС-радио:  www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/language/theenglishwespeak/2011/02/110124_tews_8_loved_up_story.shtml
 

Текст рекомендуется для юристов и изучающих английский язык на продвинутом уровне.

Серия сообщений "Юридический английский":
Часть 1 - Criminal justice in Great Britain.