Nad_Gamgee (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора There once was an old man of Esser,
Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,
It at last grew so small
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a college professor.


There once was a fly on the wall
I wonder why didn't it fall
Because its feet stuck
Or was it just luck
Or does gravity miss things so small?


Said an ape as he swung by his tail,
To his offspring both female and male,
"From your offspring, my dears,
In a couple of years,
May evolve a professor at Yale."


Roses are red,
Grass is green.
You have the shape
Of a washing machine.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.

Nad_Gamgee (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора От paranoid

There once was a girl from Madras
Who had such a beautiful ass -
It was not round and pink
(As you bastards think)
But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.