stuart1861 (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора "In a fiery speech this weekend, Hillary Clinton wondered why President Bush can't find the tallest man in Afghanistan . Probably for the same reason she couldn't find the fattest intern under the desk." -- Jay Leno, American comedian who is best known as the current host of NBC television's variety and talk program The Tonight Show.

stuart1861 (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor

stuart1861 (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора 1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came home early."

5. it's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom. More Fun

Белая_Мышь (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора Тема: авиация.
Enjoy!


My definition of an optimist has to be the Luftwaffe F-104 pilot who gave up smoking!
— John Wiley
("Старфайтер" F-104 из-за высокой аварийности немецкие пилоты прозвали "летающим гробом" и "поставщиком вдов")

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
— Mark Russell

When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace':
Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.
— Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker.
— Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam

Chi Vola Vale,
Chi Non Vola non Vale,
Chi Vale e Non Vola и un Vile
— seen on a office wall at the Italian Airforce Ministery. Translation: He who flies is worthy, He who doesn't fly is unworthy, he who is worthy and doesn't fly is a coward

Nad_Gamgee (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора Госы у англичан, последний день, последняя рейтинговая группа. Читаем:

Приколы спелинговые: flactions (flexions), relashions (relations), gargons (jargons) и roll-play (role-play).

Приколы умно-научные:
Languages are divided into two types - analytical and syntactical (значит, у одних синтаксис есть, у других нет)

Neutral words are those borrowed from Greek and Latin.

Native words are those composed from neologisms.

Прочее:
Methodology is considered to be a science. (и точка.)

English consonant system consists of different consonants. (и что тут скажешь?)

Great Consonant Shift (однако...)

Nuclear family. (шо воно, сказать тяжело, наверное что-то из серии kernal structures, если бы студент знал о их существовании)

И фавориты:
№2: The choise of stylistic devices depends on author's desire. (возрадуйся, дедушка Фрейд!)

№1: Where does the telophone is? (браво!)

Как сказал Курт Воннегут: "In nonsense is our strength!".

Nad_Gamgee (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора Be respectful - the world was here before you came. W.E. Woodward

Nad_Gamgee (HowMuchWatch) все записи автора Damn Fine Women Quotations

Inside every older person is a younger person — wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example — then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ~ and I'm also not blonde.-Dolly Parton-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-